When it gets to 9 pm anywhere in the world and you want to go to bed (for sleep), I'm currently in Beijing, its 9 pm and I'm knackered......oh and Ive been wearing slippers all day even when going round shopping mall with such stores as Lois Verton(? sp), Banbury etc.
Red, I think that's more to do with the pollution. I was knackered the 3 days I was there 2 weeks ago. I had no energy at all.
When it gets to 9 pm anywhere in the world and you want to go to bed (for sleep), I'm currently in Beijing, its 9 pm and I'm knackered......oh and Ive been wearing slippers all day even when going round shopping mall with such stores as Lois Verton(? sp), Banbury etc.
Red, I think that's more to do with the pollution. I was knackered the 3 days I was there 2 weeks ago. I had no energy at all.
That and the fact @Redmidland will be 133 next birthday.
Wierdly, I think it hit me when I was in casualty at Queen Marys for some running repairs...the triage nurse took my details and rung them through, when I heard her say "male, 56 years" I nearly said "bloody hell love, keep it down!". Better than the alternative I suppose.
Having slipped away from a neighbours party, I've found myself feet up with decent bottle of red , watching a pink Floyd dvd , musical choice optional.
All those around you can figure out the bastard that is Kodi, but you just don't seem to be able to get it!?
I'm sure it's very simple, but it doesn't seem it and I work in app and web user interface improvements!
I am with you Dazz, my son has it and he often shows me a demonstration when I visit, however 10 minutes into the demo he is still booting things up and searching for an outlet/app that is showing what he wants to demo.
Free view for me and downloads from Pirate Bay for everything that is on Sky.
Some of my mates who had kids young now being dropped off at the pub for Monday club and driven home by those same kids
Being as excited driving my pretty rapid car and hitting 70mpg on a long run as I used to get hitting 100mph in my boy racing yobbo youth in a hatchback
Thinking about the healing properties of cannabis as a reason for legalisation as opposed to thinking how smoking some Thai superskunk and laughing my swingers off to Pingu was a good enough reason to decriminalise the plant
Not eating or drinking certain things because of a morbid fear of heartburn
Looking at one of my chief pest controllers (massive fat cat) sleeping on his back snoring his head off and feeling really envious of his lifestyle and priorities
Clearing entire days in preparation for hangovers
Now this one isn't an old thing, or even a getting old thing and I'm certain I've mentioned it before but sitting my arse down over a porcelain bowl first thing in the morning and easing out and crimping off a nice, long, smooth, tapered shite out of my dung button. One that leaves you feeling like sooty after Matthew Corbett takes his sweaty hand out of him following filming of an omnibus. Then giving a totally unnecessary wipe of the balloon-knot to confirm that the stool left me so cleanly a mere kiss with the Andrex will suffice. As opposed to the more violent, squirty, unpredictable, obnoxious movements I'm being treated to in the morning currently.
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I'm sure it's very simple, but it doesn't seem it and I work in app and web user interface improvements!
Free view for me and downloads from Pirate Bay for everything that is on Sky.
(And I wasn't one to shirk a tackle in my day)
Being as excited driving my pretty rapid car and hitting 70mpg on a long run as I used to get hitting 100mph in my boy racing yobbo youth in a hatchback
Thinking about the healing properties of cannabis as a reason for legalisation as opposed to thinking how smoking some Thai superskunk and laughing my swingers off to Pingu was a good enough reason to decriminalise the plant
Not eating or drinking certain things because of a morbid fear of heartburn
Looking at one of my chief pest controllers (massive fat cat) sleeping on his back snoring his head off and feeling really envious of his lifestyle and priorities
Clearing entire days in preparation for hangovers
Now this one isn't an old thing, or even a getting old thing and I'm certain I've mentioned it before but sitting my arse down over a porcelain bowl first thing in the morning and easing out and crimping off a nice, long, smooth, tapered shite out of my dung button. One that leaves you feeling like sooty after Matthew Corbett takes his sweaty hand out of him following filming of an omnibus. Then giving a totally unnecessary wipe of the balloon-knot to confirm that the stool left me so cleanly a mere kiss with the Andrex will suffice. As opposed to the more violent, squirty, unpredictable, obnoxious movements I'm being treated to in the morning currently.
Realising I probably have less than ten world cups left to watch
And then realising you only start off with twenty world cups if your lucky anyway
As for the World Cups, you know that it will be 1/4 final at best for England in that time.
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”