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  • You prefer a cup of tea and a sit down rather than a beer after a 9 mile walk
  • E=mc2
    E=mc2 Posts: 311
    edited April 2017
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039

    When you write the same joke on this thread twice because you forgot you said it already.

    When you've read it both times but still can't remember it.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    When you watch Antiques Roadshow and think "I remember buying one of those new"
  • You hear a Harlem Globetrotter on TV (ahead of their Wembley show tonight) proclaim that they have been going for 91 years.

    When I saw them play they had only been going for 40 years.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
    Did you give it back to guinnessaddick?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
    I don't remember the cover being that wankworthy.
  • When you find yourself starting to reply to the person walking towards you, talking loudly, only to realise they're talking on their mobile....

    Or when, hearing someone exclaim loudly on their phone where they are, you find the confirmation strangely reassuring.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    When you walk to the far end of the platform to avoid drunken 20/30 somethings
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,846

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
    Surely it was just called now that's what I call music ?
  • Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.
  • When your train numbers book is nearly full.
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
  • Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    Plenty long enough, I'll wimp out.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
    i bet you can't ride your bike after that.
  • Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
    i bet you can't ride your bike after that.
    I can. And a lot faster too!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    You fancy a day out with the kids and the first thing you turn to is the English Heritage guide...
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  • When you can't hear anyone speak in a noisy pub
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    You can't sort out which free bus/train pass you're supposed to be using.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited April 2017
    The sound of The Flying Scotsman fails to produce an erection.
  • A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039

    A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out

    You kids don't know the half of it.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594

    The sound of The Flying Scotsman fails to produce an erection.

    You must be bloody old!
  • You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301

    You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.

    Is that the first showing on a Saturday evening or the re-run early on a Sunday morning? ;)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    You buy a raffle ticket at your daughter's school fete for a wheelbarrow full of alcohol and think to yourself "that looks like a decent wheelbarrow"
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited May 2017
    ..you just think of Dave Mehmet when you read this news.....
    (Joke, Dave...)

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