You know you're getting old when.
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You prefer a cup of tea and a sit down rather than a beer after a 9 mile walk1
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When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.4
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When you've read it both times but still can't remember it.BartleyPark said:When you write the same joke on this thread twice because you forgot you said it already.
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I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.guinnessaddick said:When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
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When you watch Antiques Roadshow and think "I remember buying one of those new"2
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You hear a Harlem Globetrotter on TV (ahead of their Wembley show tonight) proclaim that they have been going for 91 years.
When I saw them play they had only been going for 40 years.2 -
Did you give it back to guinnessaddick?DaveMehmet said:
I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.guinnessaddick said:When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
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I don't remember the cover being that wankworthy.DaveMehmet said:
I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.guinnessaddick said:When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
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When you find yourself starting to reply to the person walking towards you, talking loudly, only to realise they're talking on their mobile....
Or when, hearing someone exclaim loudly on their phone where they are, you find the confirmation strangely reassuring.4 - Sponsored links:
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When you walk to the far end of the platform to avoid drunken 20/30 somethings7
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Surely it was just called now that's what I call music ?DaveMehmet said:
I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.guinnessaddick said:When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
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Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.5
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When your train numbers book is nearly full.1
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That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.man_at_milletts said:Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.
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It's only for half an hour.jonseventyfive said:
That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.man_at_milletts said:Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.
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Plenty long enough, I'll wimp out.0
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i bet you can't ride your bike after that.man_at_milletts said:
It's only for half an hour.jonseventyfive said:
That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.man_at_milletts said:Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.
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I can. And a lot faster too!Baldybonce said:
i bet you can't ride your bike after that.man_at_milletts said:
It's only for half an hour.jonseventyfive said:
That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.man_at_milletts said:Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.
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You fancy a day out with the kids and the first thing you turn to is the English Heritage guide...2
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When you can't hear anyone speak in a noisy pub5
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You can't sort out which free bus/train pass you're supposed to be using.0
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The sound of The Flying Scotsman fails to produce an erection.7
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A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out0
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You kids don't know the half of it.Dennis_inthelastmin said:A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out
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You must be bloody old!man_at_milletts said:The sound of The Flying Scotsman fails to produce an erection.
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You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.2
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Is that the first showing on a Saturday evening or the re-run early on a Sunday morning?thai malaysia addick said:You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.
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You buy a raffle ticket at your daughter's school fete for a wheelbarrow full of alcohol and think to yourself "that looks like a decent wheelbarrow"17
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..you just think of Dave Mehmet when you read this news.....
(Joke, Dave...)8