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  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    You prefer a cup of tea and a sit down rather than a beer after a 9 mile walk
  • E=mc2E=mc2
    edited April 2017
    When
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.
  • iainmentiainment
    BartleyPark said:

    When you write the same joke on this thread twice because you forgot you said it already.

    When you've read it both times but still can't remember it.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    guinnessaddick said:

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
  • IdleHansIdleHans
    When you watch Antiques Roadshow and think "I remember buying one of those new"
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    You hear a Harlem Globetrotter on TV (ahead of their Wembley show tonight) proclaim that they have been going for 91 years.

    When I saw them play they had only been going for 40 years.
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    DaveMehmet said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
    Did you give it back to guinnessaddick?
  • NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    When you find yourself starting to reply to the person walking towards you, talking loudly, only to realise they're talking on their mobile....

    Or when, hearing someone exclaim loudly on their phone where they are, you find the confirmation strangely reassuring.
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  • MrOneLungMrOneLung
    DaveMehmet said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    When you remember Now 1 music CD, it's new release is Now 96. FFS.

    I was up in my mums loft and came across the Now 1 album.
    Surely it was just called now that's what I call music ?
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    When your train numbers book is nearly full.
  • jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    man_at_milletts said:

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    jonseventyfive said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
  • jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    Plenty long enough, I'll wimp out.
  • BaldybonceBaldybonce
    man_at_milletts said:

    jonseventyfive said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
    i bet you can't ride your bike after that.
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Baldybonce said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    jonseventyfive said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    Being caned by nuns at primary school, and now accepting that it would cost about £45, allegedly.

    That's a decent quote, do you have a number , er for a friend.
    It's only for half an hour.
    i bet you can't ride your bike after that.
    I can. And a lot faster too!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    You fancy a day out with the kids and the first thing you turn to is the English Heritage guide...
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  • BaldybonceBaldybonce
    You can't sort out which free bus/train pass you're supposed to be using.
  • Dennis_inthelastminDennis_inthelastmin
    A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out
  • iainmentiainment
    Dennis_inthelastmin said:

    A record which you enjoyed in your youth and was a big part of your youth is re-released on its 30th anniversary, The Joshua Tree by U2 and now Tango in the Night by Fleetwood Mac has a 30th anniversary issue just come out

    You kids don't know the half of it.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    man_at_milletts said:

    The sound of The Flying Scotsman fails to produce an erection.

    You must be bloody old!
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    thai malaysia addick said:

    You say "I'm x years old, but I still feel young". Then, two minutes later, you complain about your back as you sit down, make a "oooh" sound as your knees creek and fall asleep in an armchair watching Match of the Day.

    Is that the first showing on a Saturday evening or the re-run early on a Sunday morning? ;)
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