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You know you're getting old when.

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  • edited June 2016
    You realize you aren't going to lose that half a stone you put on over christmas. Ever.
  • You get the same thrill from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster !
  • you start looking at holiday options with Saga....weblink below if anyone needs it

    http://www.saga.co.uk/
  • Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

    Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)
    Only need the one tissue nowdays :wink:
    To wipe that solitary tear as you realise what it's all come down to?
  • Feeling comfy in a small rented bungalow after selling your large 4 bed detached house.
  • You start post a comment but can't remember what thread you are on.
  • When you start scanning "Clothes by George" emails to see if theres any clobber not on the CL banned list.........
  • Grey pubes.

    No one has ever warned me of this.
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  • T.C.E said:

    When you start scanning "Clothes by George" emails to see if theres any clobber not on the CL banned list.........

    You'll be disappointed :P
  • Addickted said:

    Grey pubes.

    No one has ever warned me of this.

    Never took you as a Rooney.


  • When you get closer in age to prime ministers and presidents.


    So it was a great relief that after Ireland scored last night to see Michael Higgins, President of Ireland and know that in at least one country the head of state still appears old enough to be your grandfather.

  • When you pick up 1p&2p in the street
  • cazo said:

    When you pick up 1p&2p in the street

    Keep it up and you'll have enough money for a Tottenham season ticket


  • When you get closer in age to prime ministers and presidents.


    When you start to get further away in age from the same.
  • The hairdresser spends more time on your ears than your head.

    http://thegroomingguide.com/hair/traditional-hair-singeing/

    This is way to go.
  • When everyone around the pool laughs at your pathetic attempts to get on a lilo.
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  • You paint vinyl-restorer on a manky toe nail and fungal nail treatment on a prized 7" single.
  • You listen to Ash 'girl from Mars' and you remember when this was edgy live wire stuff that you understood.
  • When a teenager turns up with his mum and grandma at our training paddock and they are all feckin younger than me. :(
  • Toys you were too old to be interest in (Pokemon cards in this instant) are now being sold for 4 figures amounts online.
  • Toys you were too old to be interest in (Pokemon cards in this instant) are now being sold for 4 figures amounts online.

    I have got hundreds of those Fecking things in my loft, my son filled books and books of them
  • You notice that you are the oldest person in the audience - seeing Wild Beasts at Roundhouse Chalk Farm tonight.
  • When you have a cold that seems to last months instead of days
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