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  • lolwraylolwray
    When you make a mess in some one else's pants
  • StigStig
    edited June 2016
    lolwray said:

    When you make a mess in some one else's pants

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Owning two pairs of slippers - one for inside, the other for out. The outside ones are for the garden, not going to the shops btw. Mmmm - maybe I could do with a third pair?
  • uie2uie2
    You start thinking "hmm I might try golf soon"
  • uie2uie2
    RaplhMilne said:

    smiffyboy said:

    When you buy yourself a new pair of Nike Air Flights at 35 and your 14 year old daughter tells you your too old to wear them

    I wear trainers still and I'm 40
  • se7oaksse7oaks
    I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    CAFC_Norfolk said:

    Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus

    Leave my missus alone please. She doesn't want to have to file another restraining order.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    se7oaks said:

    I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.

    Is that because you keep forgetting where you put them?
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  • StigStig
    People post stuff like this on other threads and you realise that you haven't got a clue what the youth of today are up to.

    http://www.90min.com/posts/3279122-revealed-the-england-whatsapp-group-reacts-to-the-official-euro-squad-being-released
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    You get annoyed that new graduates in I.T aged 23, get paid more than you. (25 years working with a degree and masters).

    Not quite there yet but it's coming. Car insurance actually starts going up based on age related risks.
  • lolwraylolwray
    you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable
  • tonyupnorthtonyupnorth
    edited June 2016
    Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    lolwray said:

    you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable

    F***
    tonyupnorth said:

    Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window

    F*** phones estate agent to put house on the market..........

    Wanted....... Electrician, to install red triangle emergency pull cord in the Karzy. :(
  • BaldybonceBaldybonce
    T.C.E said:

    lolwray said:

    you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable

    F***
    tonyupnorth said:

    Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window

    F*** phones estate agent to put house on the market..........

    Wanted....... Electrician, to install red triangle emergency pull cord in the Karzy. :(
    yeah and you pull it instead of the light everytime you go in.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited June 2016
    tonyupnorth said:

    Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

    Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    DaveMehmet said:

    se7oaks said:

    I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.

    Is that because you keep forgetting where you put them?
    He even forgot where he put the ones he was wearing. It was only when he stepped in some dog shit that he realised.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    You consider buying a wallet that has a compartment for coins
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    When you decide to fill your day in by going shopping with the wife, and enjoy gliding down the Isles with a trolley and think you could be a younger version of Lewis Hamilton. You come back to reality when you stop to consider building Aloe Vera toilet wipes.
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  • Fanny FanackapanFanny Fanackapan
    Ignoring the higher interest rate a 5 year bond offers for your meagre savings and going for a 1 year deal .....just in case.
  • AddickFC81AddickFC81
    When you see this video

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36292126
  • TelMc32TelMc32
    ...you realise how your body feels the next morning, having been persuaded by colleagues 20/25 years younger to play a cricket match in Dulwich yesterday evening!

    Some sod told me this was a freakin' SUMMER sport!! My joints are just unfreezing now! :neutral:
  • tonyupnorthtonyupnorth
    ricky_otto said:

    tonyupnorth said:

    Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

    Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)
    Only need the one tissue nowdays :wink:
  • cashncarrycashncarry
    Russell Slade looks younger than you
  • JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    Mohammed Ali dies on your birthday :-(
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    pregnant women offer you their seat on the bus
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    You post something on this thread
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Sitting watching the Classic film 12 Angry Men and saying it might an "ancient" film buts its a great one. Then googling it to find it was released the year I was born. :(
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