You know you're getting old when.

i_b_b_o_r_g

Fiiish said:

You need to sit down to put your socks on.

I had to do that at about 12 ffs

cafckev

When you think that KM remarks about older supporters applies to you!

cashncarry

Fantasing about older women when you were young , now it's hard to find one

aliwibble

When you need two different pairs of glasses.

Charltonparklane

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

When some bird you fancied at infants school announces the birth of her grand daughter on Facebook

Spill the beans then.........

ads

Uboat said:

Me, yesterday.

Crimewatch rogues gallery Nov 2015?

Redskin

You worry that you are going blind in your left eye only to be told when you sit down to dinner that you have a bit of mashed potato on your glasses.

T_C_E

Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......

Salad

when you sit down to put your socks on

guinnessaddick

When you brought a Christmas gift for you daughter a couple of months ago and for the live of you, you don't know where you put it.

i_b_b_o_r_g

T.C.E said:

Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......

Pmsl

SDAddick

You convince yourself it's socially acceptable to celebrate New Years on GMT despite being eight hours behind so that you can be in bed by a reasonable hour.

LoOkOuT

Salad said:

when you sit down to put your socks on

When you repeat things from earlier in the thread!

i_b_b_o_r_g

Salad said:

when you sit down to put your socks on

When you repeat things from earlier in the thread!

Stig

You're staying in the same hotel as Michaela Strachan and you can't help but think it would be more interesting if it was Chris Packham.

Blackheathen

Anyone remember fly buttons?

Baldybonce

Blackheathen said:

Anyone remember fly buttons?

Still have them on my Levi 501.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

When you receive your biennial NHS bowel cancer screening kit in the post

lolwray

When you appreciate a cardigan

Stevelamb

When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years

T_C_E

When you open emails from George at Asda!

soapy_jones

When the bedside table is jammed full of medicine, plasters and other garbage that keeps you in one piece AND NOT super jumbo XXXL strawberry flavoured ribbed for her pleasure johnny bags...

And even saying johnny bags fo that matter!

T_C_E

When you get an email from your bank asking you to invest your money in the terrorist group ISA........ feckin shocking, Ive reported the b@st@rds to MFI

LenGlover

Stevelamb said:

When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years

You're not from Norwich are you?

tonyupnorth

Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

Oggy Red

tonyupnorth said:

Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

Yep, know that one.

Or usually in my case, I go upstairs to get something, when I get there I can't remember what it was - so go all the way back downstairs to the kitchen to remind myself;
then continually repeat it outloud all the way back up the stairs so I don't bleddy forget again.

I need a bungalow.

CAFC_Norfolk

Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus

pettgra

When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.

Lincsaddick

you go before you've come

T_C_E

pettgra said:

When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.

When you 'went" in the barbers and after the haircut the barber said..............."Would Sir like something for the weekend'....no maybe not"