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  • Fiiish said:

    You need to sit down to put your socks on.

    I had to do that at about 12 ffs
  • When you think that KM remarks about older supporters applies to you!
  • Fantasing about older women when you were young , now it's hard to find one
  • When you need two different pairs of glasses.
  • When some bird you fancied at infants school announces the birth of her grand daughter on Facebook

    Spill the beans then.........
  • Uboat said:

    Me, yesterday.

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    Crimewatch rogues gallery Nov 2015?

  • Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......
  • when you sit down to put your socks on
  • When you brought a Christmas gift for you daughter a couple of months ago and for the live of you, you don't know where you put it.
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  • T.C.E said:

    Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......

    Pmsl
  • You convince yourself it's socially acceptable to celebrate New Years on GMT despite being eight hours behind so that you can be in bed by a reasonable hour.
  • edited January 2016
    Salad said:

    when you sit down to put your socks on

    When you repeat things from earlier in the thread!
  • Anyone remember fly buttons?
  • Anyone remember fly buttons?

    Still have them on my Levi 501.
  • When you receive your biennial NHS bowel cancer screening kit in the post
  • When you appreciate a cardigan
  • When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years :wink:
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  • When you open emails from George at Asda! :(
  • When the bedside table is jammed full of medicine, plasters and other garbage that keeps you in one piece AND NOT super jumbo XXXL strawberry flavoured ribbed for her pleasure johnny bags...

    And even saying johnny bags fo that matter!
  • edited June 2016
    Stevelamb said:

    When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years :wink:

    You're not from Norwich are you? :wink:
  • Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for
  • Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus
  • When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.
  • you go before you've come
  • pettgra said:

    When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.

    When you 'went" in the barbers and after the haircut the barber said..............."Would Sir like something for the weekend'....no maybe not"
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