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  • Stig said:
    bobmunro said:
    People offer up their seat to you on the tube.
    Blimey, you must be old Bob. I've not had that yet (though I have reached the point where I no longer feel guilty about not giving up my seat for someone else). 

    It's happened a couple of times on the tube - I've politely declined the offer, muttering 'cheeky b*stard' under my breath.

    I'm 67!
  • bobmunro said:
    Stig said:
    bobmunro said:
    People offer up their seat to you on the tube.
    Blimey, you must be old Bob. I've not had that yet (though I have reached the point where I no longer feel guilty about not giving up my seat for someone else). 

    It's happened a couple of times on the tube - I've politely declined the offer, muttering 'cheeky b*stard' under my breath.

    I'm 67!
    Hard paper round oop t'north?
  • When you go to cut your toenails and look at the clippers thinking that they’re not going to be strong enough. And then feel sorry for any future care worker who has to attempt to cut them if you end up in a home.
    Always have a shower or bath before cutting toe nails.
  • edited January 4
    When you go to cut your toenails and look at the clippers thinking that they’re not going to be strong enough. And then feel sorry for any future care worker who has to attempt to cut them if you end up in a home.
    I bought an rotating electric sander manicure drill thing, it saved me having to replace mirrors and eye glasses broken by sharp pieces of nail flying up when I clipped them, plus I couldn't reach my toenails over my huge gut, and when I could I couldn't see my nails to cut them with my poor eyesight.
  • When you own Jumpers older than the World Darts Champion. 
    When you look back at old family photographs and you're wearing the same clothes as when they were taken - and you still consider them as your best.
  • Stig said:
    When you own Jumpers older than the World Darts Champion. 
    When you look back at old family photographs and you're wearing the same clothes as when they were taken - and you still consider them as your best.
    When you have old family photograph albums with pictures printed off camera film and not just stored on your phone. 
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  • Stig said:
    When you own Jumpers older than the World Darts Champion. 
    When you look back at old family photographs and you're wearing the same clothes as when they were taken - and you still consider them as your best.

    TBF, if you still have them then they probably are your best. Most clothes aren’t made to last these days and the quality isn’t always there. 

    Obviously, if your ‘best’ that you are referring to to are flares and tank tops then please disregard the above…
  • When you hear silly facts on the radio like todays classic:

    wham’s Wake Me Up Before You Go Go was released closer to Workd War 2 than today.  
  • edited January 4
    You are sitting up all cosy in bed, with a mug of tea, the treacle and the pooch, thinking do I really want to go out in this freezing weather to the football today? The roads might be a bit slippy and those pavements could be dodgy.....
  • The most exciting thing you got for christmas was a lap blanket
  • Stig said:
    Watching Hootenanny tonight. Bob Geldof, Roger Taylor and Kathy Sledge all looked so old and Jools was bumbling about like a fat uncle at a wedding. Surely that's not my generation.


    I can't believe nobody told me Dead South were on! Just found the clip on Youtube. Marvellous!   
  • Back to the plot... when you are watching Saturday Kitchen (which I never normally do) and half the people in the old clips of cooking shows are no longer with us.   
  • When you go to cut your toenails and look at the clippers thinking that they’re not going to be strong enough. And then feel sorry for any future care worker who has to attempt to cut them if you end up in a home.
    I had same problem so bought the proper nail clippers used by chiropodist. 
  • The most exciting thing you got for christmas was a lap blanket
    I got a long fleece blanket, put on like a jumper with a hood and goes down to just above my feet. Lovely and warm 
  • Stig said:
    When you own Jumpers older than the World Darts Champion. 
    When you look back at old family photographs and you're wearing the same clothes as when they were taken - and you still consider them as your best.

    TBF, if you still have them then they probably are your best. Most clothes aren’t made to last these days and the quality isn’t always there. 

    Obviously, if your ‘best’ that you are referring to to are flares and tank tops then please disregard the above…

    Really? Oh shit!
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  • edited January 4
    bobmunro said:
    People offer up their seat to you on the tube.

    And despite the woman being pregnant 🤰🏻we/I/you accept 🧐
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