You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal.
You're definitely not the last person. When I googled it I also found this.
An upside-down pineapple: You're a swinger looking for a couple. Putting a peach in someone's trolley: You're basically flirting. Lettuce: You're looking for a one night stand. Lentils: You want something long-term.
Beware all ye who enter the fruit and veg aisle
Courgette and Aubergine, you fancy a bit of Ratatouille!
When you’re told that a crown you are having replaced is over 60 years old, tooth knocked out by a right hook whilst playing rugby at school. I suppose I can’t complain after all that time, but unfortunately the root is knackered so will almost certainly replaced by an implant.
You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal.
You're definitely not the last person. When I googled it I also found this.
An upside-down pineapple: You're a swinger looking for a couple. Putting a peach in someone's trolley: You're basically flirting. Lettuce: You're looking for a one night stand. Lentils: You want something long-term.
Beware all ye who enter the fruit and veg aisle
Apparently, an inverted cauliflower means you fancy Charlton to win and damaged sprout means you still hate Roland
You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal.
You're definitely not the last person. When I googled it I also found this.
An upside-down pineapple: You're a swinger looking for a couple. Putting a peach in someone's trolley: You're basically flirting. Lettuce: You're looking for a one night stand. Lentils: You want something long-term.
Beware all ye who enter the fruit and veg aisle
And we all know what a pot noodle and a box of tissues means.
You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal.
You're definitely not the last person. When I googled it I also found this.
An upside-down pineapple: You're a swinger looking for a couple. Putting a peach in someone's trolley: You're basically flirting. Lettuce: You're looking for a one night stand. Lentils: You want something long-term.
Beware all ye who enter the fruit and veg aisle
And we all know what a pot noodle and a box of tissues means.
...and my pavlovian response to getting home from work. Head to change into house clothes and whenever my trousers are half way down I suddenly need to pee in the next 2 seconds. Haven't gotten into my head that I should visit a toilet before I leave anywhere just yet. Always found it strange that my Mum and Dad would ask to visit the facilities just before they left friends' houses. Seemed strange to think that their thanks for a nice night was to urinate or defecate, but I'm beginning to realise why now!
...and my pavlovian response to getting home from work. Head to change into house clothes and whenever my trousers are half way down I suddenly need to pee in the next 2 seconds. Haven't gotten into my head that I should visit a toilet before I leave anywhere just yet. Always found it strange that my Mum and Dad would ask to visit the facilities just before they left friends' houses. Seemed strange to think that their thanks for a nice night was to urinate or defecate, but I'm beginning to realise why now!
just accept the inevitable and buy the boggy pee pants, at least you will get to go and see some gigs if the ads accurate.
...and my pavlovian response to getting home from work. Head to change into house clothes and whenever my trousers are half way down I suddenly need to pee in the next 2 seconds. Haven't gotten into my head that I should visit a toilet before I leave anywhere just yet. Always found it strange that my Mum and Dad would ask to visit the facilities just before they left friends' houses. Seemed strange to think that their thanks for a nice night was to urinate or defecate, but I'm beginning to realise why now!
just accept the inevitable and buy the boggy pee pants, at least you will get to go and see some gigs if the ads accurate.
...and my pavlovian response to getting home from work. Head to change into house clothes and whenever my trousers are half way down I suddenly need to pee in the next 2 seconds. Haven't gotten into my head that I should visit a toilet before I leave anywhere just yet. Always found it strange that my Mum and Dad would ask to visit the facilities just before they left friends' houses. Seemed strange to think that their thanks for a nice night was to urinate or defecate, but I'm beginning to realise why now!
just accept the inevitable and buy the boggy pee pants, at least you will get to go and see some gigs if the ads accurate.
What are they? Asking for a friend
I can send you a spare pair, but I will have to wait till they dry out first as otherwise the postage would be prohibitive.
Been quite a fan of this young woman for years now, with her musical collaborations and words.
However, this video I stumbled upon whilst idling on the sofa, laptop open and Graham Norton TV show buzzing away in the background. Quite frankly it's all a bit too close for comfort.
Been quite a fan of this young woman for years now, with her musical collaborations and words.
However, this video I stumbled upon whilst idling on the sofa, laptop open and Graham Norton TV show buzzing away in the background. Quite frankly it's all a bit too close for comfort.
Do you feel you're missing something? .Would you like to do something amazing but find yourself just needing to veg out? Does it feel like you never really lived your dreams?
I went to comedy the other night with the missus and got the MC (who I know) to put us on a table by the door. For quick beer access? No, wee access lol.
Setting off from my driveway, grand kids strapped in the back, daughter beside me, I noticed a card stuck under my windscreen wipers.
'It seems 'Darren' is keen to buy my car', I told my daughter. 'This is the second card he's left'. Mind you I said, he's probably noticed the amazing nick it's in for a twenty year old Focus - low mileage and regular servicing - just goes to show it pays off.
By the time we reached the end of the street my daughter had observed that Darren wasn't only interested in my car, but every other car in the street. She found this rather amusing ... disproportionately so in my opinion. Anyway, now some three weeks later 'Darren' has started targeting cars in her street. It seems that every time she spots one of Darren's cards it gives her a good belly laugh on my account.
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'Yes' I said 'did you deduce that from the small amount of shopping I had?'
'No' she said 'you're an ugly bastard'.
However, this video I stumbled upon whilst idling on the sofa, laptop open and Graham Norton TV show buzzing away in the background. Quite frankly it's all a bit too close for comfort.
Do you feel you're missing something?
.Would you like to do something amazing but find yourself just needing to veg out?
Does it feel like you never really lived your dreams?
The answer is...
You haven't got enough money.
Two days before I’m 60 😂
I'm most definitely not knocking it - more of an endorsement really!
Setting off from my driveway, grand kids strapped in the back, daughter beside me, I noticed a card stuck under my windscreen wipers.
'It seems 'Darren' is keen to buy my car', I told my daughter. 'This is the second card he's left'. Mind you I said, he's probably noticed the amazing nick it's in for a twenty year old Focus - low mileage and regular servicing - just goes to show it pays off.
By the time we reached the end of the street my daughter had observed that Darren wasn't only interested in my car, but every other car in the street. She found this rather amusing ... disproportionately so in my opinion. Anyway, now some three weeks later 'Darren' has started targeting cars in her street. It seems that every time she spots one of Darren's cards it gives her a good belly laugh on my account.