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  • When you wonder to do on Saturday evenings now that Strictly has finished
  • I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley
  • I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley
    That was from Paul Whitehouse/Bob Mortimer. I remembered it as 60-65 for men & 60-63 for women.
    Get past those ages and you should be ok for another 15/20/25 years. 
  • Phew I'm 67, you're all invited to my 90th birthday party.
  • When the first piece of clothing you put on to take the dogs out is long underwear! It’s f**king freezing here!
  • when Charlton Directors talk about “ diversity” “ inclusion” and you think it’s rubbish.
  • when Charlton Directors talk about “ diversity” “ inclusion” and you think it’s rubbish.
    Suspect that's the same for quite a few of us on here. You can add the women's team to that list.
  • Finding the cold difficult to handle these days, so went on the Damart website and bought some thermal leggings - had them on for the Gills FA Cup match - young bloke stood near me was wearing shorts 🙄
    Was he one of the subs?
  • Finding the cold difficult to handle these days, so went on the Damart website and bought some thermal leggings - had them on for the Gills FA Cup match - young bloke stood near me was wearing shorts 🙄
    The bloke in shorts was rushed to Gillingham hospital with hyperthermia after the game. Leggings rule. I may have to break mine out for this Saturdays game.
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  • Long Johns, as they used to be called, are a basic necessity for pretty much the whole of the football season apart from the first few and last few weeks. Life's too short (and getting shorter) to be cold.
  • You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
  • You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
    To wipe his arse afterwards ?
  • 55 years ago ?, surely not



    Please tell me this is not true 
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    You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
    He only took page 3 of the newspaper.
  • And it came back stuck to page 2.
  • 55 years ago ?, surely not



    Please tell me this is not true 
    I think it must have happened in an alternate universe. It was not that long ago in our years, it couldn’t have been, I was in the first year of my teenage years and haven’t got old yet…
  • You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
    To wipe his arse afterwards ?
    I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.
  • You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.
    To wipe his arse afterwards ?
    I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.
    ‘What’s the news in the paper dad ?’…’usual shit…’
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  • I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
    Note: I only do this once a day
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    When you can't remember what you were going to post.
  • edited February 2024
    I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley
    Thank god I’m 67! 😃
  • T_C_E said:
    I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
    Note: I only do this once a day
    You aren’t getting old if you only need to change once a day, 2-3 times a day is a good day ! 
    😉
    When the TV advert for Tena for Men makes you look up from your iPad and you find yourself making a  “Hmmmmmm” sound out of interest! 😳
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