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  • You go out for a meal in France in July and wear a body warmer
  • Solidgone said:
    When you have ask to turn down the music ☹️
    FFS Katrine, we’ve told you before, nobody goes into the Fans bar to listen to house music
  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
    At least you fitted the slide. I've sat on slides I don't fit in the past.
  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
    Old fart 

    Seriously though - Lady Flash got me to order a skip - spent yesterday cutting down stuff in garden, shovelling stuff up, filling skip, cleared out the drain on our drive (filled with mud and crap) - as I have got older, I’m so much more less inclined to DIY etc - hate it

    Yesterday I spent about 6 hours on and off doing all that

    Today - back hurts, arms hurt, knees hurt, calf’s hurt - even my bottom cheeks hurt !!!

    Getting older is shite
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  • Like when you as I have just received a letter from DWP stating that you are approaching your 80th Birthday and you entitled to an increase of your pension of 25p per week which is less when tax is applied. 
  • Dansk_Red said:
    Like when you as I have just received a letter from DWP stating that you are approaching your 80th Birthday and you entitled to an increase of your pension of 25p per week which is less when tax is applied. 
    The new Labour Chancellor will probably sort that for you in her October budget statement 😉
  • Unexpectedly reffed my sons U-12's pre season football friendly on Saturday morning

    Still aching now !!!

    Getting my 10,000 steps in by 10:30 was a first.
  • edited September 2
    Went to a bar recently and when the live music started we left as it was too loud.

    A week later I spent 7 hours in a queue for Oasis tickets. 🙄. Lucky I didn't get them.
  • Porridge is 50.


  • …You have succumbed to buying a hot water bottle because your feet are too cold when going to bed. 🥸
  • Stig said:
    Porridge is 50.


    so am I now!!!
  • Flew back into England last night, today damp chilly touring the estate and looking how the plants have coped, seem instantly to be full of aches and pains.
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  • Your ears get bigger and your dick gets smaller - so Alan Bennett says
  • Draw cord chino
  • You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal. 
  • You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal. 

  • I had to google it 🥸
  • I've logged onto Charlton Life and am getting adverts for "Prepaid Direct Cremations".  Not bloody likely, I'm not paying up front for that when there's a roll of bin bags under the kitchen sink. What is a 'direct' cremation anyway? Is there an indirect cremation where they can only set light to you after the flame has touched someone else?
  • edited October 3
    Nadou said:
    Your ears get bigger and your dick gets smaller - so Alan Bennett says
    Thats good!, I cant wait, Im going a bit mutton, and Im fed up tripping over the bloody thing all the time.
  • You’re the last person to know what having an upside down pineapple in your trolley is all about and you hear about it on radio 4 as though it’s something normal. 
    You're definitely not the last person.  When I googled it I also found this. 

    An upside-down pineapple: You're a swinger looking for a couple. Putting a peach in someone's trolley: You're basically flirting. Lettuce: You're looking for a one night stand. Lentils: You want something long-term.

    Beware all ye who enter the fruit and veg aisle  :#  
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