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  • When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times
  • When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times
    Based on those stats, the sofa is pretty much where you are staying…
  • When you are sitting on the sofa, feel hungry or thirsty, and you have to weigh up exactly how thirsty or hungry in order to decide whether its worth the effort to get up. Normally I don't bother unless I also need a visit to the loo.
  • When you realise it’s 34 years to the day since that 9 second Jim Melrose goal

    R
    I am forever blowing bubbles.

    Bloody hell can add afew more years onto that now.
  • Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.

    Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.

    over 50years ago
  • Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.

    Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.

    over 50years ago
    A great day out! 
  • A young twenty something went to sit down in a priority seat on the tube, saw me getting on and offered me the seat - politely declined but i was almost annoyed by it, strange.
  • Having to walk backwards downstairs when carrying the dirty clothes basket and resting the basket on each step as you go! 
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  • You remember games being described as having record gate receipts.
  • A 30 something Mum with a poorly 10 year old leaving school early as we walked through the gates shouts out, "My mum said to say hello next time we see you" 🤷‍♂️
  • edited November 2023
    When you start discussing at length who will be in the Dance Off in Strictly on Sunday evening.
  • T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



  • edited November 2023
    T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



    7mm rotation to the left required. ;)
  • T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



    You know you’re getting old when it takes you 6 minutes from taking the picture to posting it on CL
  • T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



    You've been busy putting up security cameras as well. ;-)
    I plugged mine into my living room tv in one of the HDMI slots. I seldom watch them, nothing ever new on them.
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  • When, despite saying you wouldn’t, you check out I’m a Celebrity and the only “celebs” you recognise are Farage and Grace Dent!
  • Who's Grace Dent?
  • Stig said:
    Who's Grace Dent?

    A food critic who's on those masterchef things. In different times, a wouldya candidate.
  • T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



    You've been busy putting up security cameras as well. ;-)
    I plugged mine into my living room tv in one of the HDMI slots. I seldom watch them, nothing ever new on them.
    We monitor the dogs in the house and garden it’s nice to where they are and what they are up too, it would drive us mad connected to the tv. 
    I didn’t install them, the guy fitting the alarm did it for me. 
  • You finally bite the bullet and go for a hearing test. And then you're told you have a reverse slope. All downhill from now on  guess! 🤷 
  • lindos480 said:
    You finally bite the bullet and go for a hearing test. And then you're told you have a reverse slope. All downhill from now on  guess! 🤷 
    Depends on which way it’s sloping, surely. It could be all uphill from now on 
  • You completely forget that your team has an important fixture in the Bristol Street Motors Trophy and only when you log on to Charlton Life out of habit do you find out that they won 3-0.
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