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  • … discussing swollen legs and ankles, and non elasticated socks  🥸
  • I just cant communicate with younger generation......
    This morning I posted a video of Bowyer bounding around our lounge after a fly............
    Hence her comment and my polite reply. ;)
    Is that's what's described on here as a "Whooshing Moment"


  • His sweet baffled look reminds me of the Charlton defence the last few years, when dealing with a long ball
  • You apply for your first bus pass...
  • His sweet baffled look reminds me of the Charlton defence the last few years, when dealing with a long ball
    Gormless is the word! 😉
  • Trying to swat a fly flitting across the Computor screen before realising its the cursor on the screen as I move the mouse in time to music playing in the house!
  • Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).
  • Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).
    You sure she didnt say Maybe?
  • Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).
    You sure she didnt say Maybe?
    Definitely!
  • Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).

    It’s the reverse of this. https://youtu.be/vr7g_JJw_wk
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  • It's 25 years since I took my children to that legendary play off final at Wembley and now they are all in their thirties or forties.
  • Even the women in your group now fart in public
  • When there's an R I P thread in your honour.
  • You know your getting old when 🤔

    It's gone 🤦‍♂️
  • When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times
  • When getting up from the sofa is 20% successful first time, 30% successful the second time, 40% successful the third time and 10% successful the fourth or more times
    Based on those stats, the sofa is pretty much where you are staying…
  • When you are sitting on the sofa, feel hungry or thirsty, and you have to weigh up exactly how thirsty or hungry in order to decide whether its worth the effort to get up. Normally I don't bother unless I also need a visit to the loo.
  • When you realise it’s 34 years to the day since that 9 second Jim Melrose goal

    R
    I am forever blowing bubbles.

    Bloody hell can add afew more years onto that now.
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  • Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.

    Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.

    over 50years ago
  • Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    Acab said:
    When I You reminisce with your mates about Tonbridge away in 1972 the day before the first round draw.
    As for this still remember that silly fence that separated the fans.

    Guess what traveling with Lewis Coaches Eddie Cecil was of course the driver.

    over 50years ago
    A great day out! 
  • A young twenty something went to sit down in a priority seat on the tube, saw me getting on and offered me the seat - politely declined but i was almost annoyed by it, strange.
  • Having to walk backwards downstairs when carrying the dirty clothes basket and resting the basket on each step as you go! 
  • You remember games being described as having record gate receipts.
  • A 30 something Mum with a poorly 10 year old leaving school early as we walked through the gates shouts out, "My mum said to say hello next time we see you" 🤷‍♂️
  • edited November 2023
    When you start discussing at length who will be in the Dance Off in Strictly on Sunday evening.
  • T_C_E said:
    Wishing I was 30 years younger and had better hearing, when my wife shouts from the bedroom “any chance of you putting that clock up today”  😳

    Edit…. The clocks up!
    it took a while but it’s up 🤷‍♂️



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