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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited April 2022
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    its my birthday today, and tomorrow I'm getting up at 8am to drive my daughter to some other kid's a birthday party. looks like I'll be on the horlicks tonight
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
    Were they actual Zombies at this stage?
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    McBobbin said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When you refer to an old couple you saw on the train and then realise they are probably younger than you
    Reminds me of when I went to a Zombies gig a couple of years back with my oldest friend.
    We were taking the mickey out of the decrepit old fogies queueing at the entrance, before it dawned on us they looked no different to us.
    Were they actual Zombies at this stage?
    Haha no, just the audience  ;)
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    Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    A young woman in the swimming baths - had a couple of kids in tow - was telling me how she told her kids about the benefits of swimming 

    She said, 'It is something you can do when you're young and something (whilst unfurling her hand towards me) that you can do for your whole life'. 

    I mean, I'm no youngster, but I ain't finished yet!
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    Covered EndCovered End
    People keep holding the door open for me and calling me sir.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    When your idea of a night out, is a short walk to the corner shop to get some milk.
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    charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    I think I am old. I handed my notice in a few months back. New job next month.
    Just had a teams chat with our hr admin, she said she wanted to come in a say goodbye. I’ve told her I’m In everyday next week but I’ll probably sneak off early next Friday. 
    She told me that I leave next Wednesday. I’ve told everyone Friday 27th and drinks in the pub lunchtime. 
    I think I’m getting old and stupid. 
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    edited May 2022
    When young women say things to you like "you alright, sweetheart" in that patronising voice.
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    The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    When you buy things before the one you have runs out or breaks. I'm not talking, milk, bread, toilet roll, I mean car tyres, exhaust and brakes, even a spare pair of trainers to keep in the wardrobe, exactly the same as the ones you already have!
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    Stuart_the_RedStuart_the_Red
    Waking up at a “sensible” time on the day after your 60th without a headache or feeling sleepy!
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Covered End said:
    People keep holding the door open for me and calling me sir.
    Are you a teacher?
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    MametzMametz
    Holdkneebomb said:
    When you find yourself going on rightmove every day but just for entertainment 
    Glad it’s not just me then.
     

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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    AFKABartram said:
    The list of things that require ‘a sit down’ afterwards seems to just grow and grow 
    I find I need a sit down after compiling a list of things that require a sit down afterwards.
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    charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    Having garden pots with wheels on seems like a really good feature. 
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    MrWalkerMrWalker
    AFKABartram said:
    The list of things that require ‘a sit down’ afterwards seems to just grow and grow 
    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

    Sadly over a decade since an update.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    paulbaconsarnie said:
    _MrDick said:
    You know when you’re getting when you bin goes out more often than you 🙄
    When you miss words out whilst writing sentences.
    Yes, I find I words whilst too.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    When you can’t decide whether to go to bed on NYE at 9 o’clock or 10 o’clock.
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    limeygentlimeygent
    When every time you start doing something you have to stop for a pee.
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    When you been wondering why so many people are bothered about Methvan being an old Evertonian only to find out its Etonian 🤷‍♂️
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    edited January 2023
    limeygent said:
    When every time you start doing something you have to stop for a pee.

    I was getting like that but have stopped the tea and coffee and just have caffeine free coffee now. Makes a lot of difference.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    When former Charlton players sons are donning the shirt (and doing a blooming good job of it).
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    johnny73johnny73
    When all your siblings are also grandparents.

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