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  • ......when you'd rather watch grainy Charlton videos from 1983 than be arsed with the current offering.  
  • Before picking something up off the floor the first thing you do is look for someone else to do it.

    FIFY.

  • you go to the Chemists and pick your Mr and Mrs prescriptions up!
  • Wigan away comes round, and the walk from the station has become a definite cab ride. 
  • Wigan away comes round, and the walk from the station has become a definite cab ride. 
    When Wigan away comes round and you don't think twice about swerving it....
  • you go to the Chemists and pick your Mr and Mrs prescriptions up!
    Stage two.
                   You have them delivered and you are on first name terms with the Pharmacy lady her delivers them!
  • Reading the youth cup thread and realising the first youth cup game I went to was 14 years ago when we beat Sheff Utd 6-0. Some of that team are in their 30s. That team included Shelvey, Solly and Wagstaff.
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  • Scoham said:
    Reading the youth cup thread and realising the first youth cup game I went to was 14 years ago when we beat Sheff Utd 6-0. Some of that team are in their 30s. That team included Shelvey, Solly and Wagstaff.
    When you realise your first youth cup game was 35 years ago and the players are in their 50's...
  • Scoham said:
    Reading the youth cup thread and realising the first youth cup game I went to was 14 years ago when we beat Sheff Utd 6-0. Some of that team are in their 30s. That team included Shelvey, Solly and Wagstaff.
    When you realise your first youth cup game was 35 years ago and the players are in their 50's...
    And some have grandsons who are professional footballers?...
  • When you kick a football that rolls your way back to some kids, resulting in most bones in your body hurting.
  • When you watch a fa youth cup game, see someone called Hinshelwood is playing for the opposition and can remember both a Martin and Paul Hinshelwood playing for Palace.

    And then realising that the kid playing for Brighton is actually the grandson of Paul! 
  • Your consultant urologist looks about 20 and has dyed blonde hair.
  • edited February 2022
    When you kick a football that rolls your way back to some kids, resulting in most bones in your body hurting.
    Last time I did that I nonchalantly hit the sweet spot with little effort and it went back like a rocket straight at one of the young kids that were playing football…. then told them to go and play somewhere else…you know you’re getting old when…
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  • When you watch a fa youth cup game, see someone called Hinshelwood is playing for the opposition and can remember both a Martin and Paul Hinshelwood playing for Palace.

    And then realising that the kid playing for Brighton is actually the grandson of Paul! 
    Team of the 90's.
  • You go to the gym for the 1st time since lockdown and can't even manage an hour. Cancelled my membership when they first reopened as I hadn't been jabbed and felt uneasy going, then managed to tear my rotator cuff muscle. Re-joined yesterday. Glad I've started again but am fucked.
  • When you watch a fa youth cup game, see someone called Hinshelwood is playing for the opposition and can remember both a Martin and Paul Hinshelwood playing for Palace.

    And then realising that the kid playing for Brighton is actually the grandson of Paul! 
    Team of the 90's.
    And you're really old when you are out by a whole decade 😄
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  • When you see a tweet on behalf of Dr Dre and the first thing that springs to mind is…
    Not another Covid announcement! 
  • When your 12 and 13 year old children use Google to fact check everything you tell them…
  • Essex_Al said:
    When cutting your toe nails is like a full body work out!
    This. I’m seriously thinking of regular visits to a chiropodist.
  • iainment said:
    Essex_Al said:
    When cutting your toe nails is like a full body work out!
    This. I’m seriously thinking of regular visits to a chiropodist.
    Yup, me too 
  • stonemuse said:
    iainment said:
    Essex_Al said:
    When cutting your toe nails is like a full body work out!
    This. I’m seriously thinking of regular visits to a chiropodist.
    Yup, me too 
    Try cutting them at shorter intervals then when you are going to our promotion games. 
  • When you throw your keys in the bin while firmly holding a screwed up piece of paper in your left hand.
  • When you throw your keys in the bowl while firmly holding a screwed up piece of paper in your left hand.

  • When you throw your keys in the bowl while firmly holding a screwed up piece of paper in your left hand.

    That Ferrari keyring turned out to be a very sound investment 
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