Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

You know you're getting old when.

1454648505160

Comments

  • When you accidentally stumble across some porn on Twitter and you’re disgusted
  • _MrDick said:
    When you accidentally stumble across some porn on Twitter and you’re disgusted
    ‘Accidentally’ yeah right.
  • When you can remember the day DFS didn't have a sale.
  • When you can remember the day DFS didn't have a sale.
    Day before their first store opened?
  • You find out Connie Booth has just turned 81. 

    Que ?
  • RedChaser said:
    When @Elfsborg is being offered a seat on the train 😉.
    I wouldn't mind but I thought I looked good for my age.
    Obviously not :'(
    You must have one of those mirrors that the evil queen had in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs mate ‘Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?’ 😉.
  • Sponsored links:


  • You start to like F1.

    45 years of not giving a sh*t about cars going vroom vroom, yet within a few months you’re borderline Clarkson 
    Get yourself a farm mate and go for it 😉.
  • I consider myself reasonably financially astute but look at the Crypto thread and realise I haven't an effing clue what anyone is on about! 
  • I consider myself reasonably financially astute but look at the Crypto thread and realise I haven't an effing clue what anyone is on about! 
    Or you could find like the emperor’s new clothes if you think you don’t understand it you probably understand more than they do ?
  • RedChaser said:
    RedChaser said:
    When @Elfsborg is being offered a seat on the train 😉.
    I wouldn't mind but I thought I looked good for my age.
    Obviously not :'(
    You must have one of those mirrors that the evil queen had in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs mate ‘Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?’ 😉.
     :# 
  • This morning I sent 4 messages to my family Whatsapp group - none of which have merited a response from my nearest and dearest. 

    I have realised for a while that I talk to myself more and more as I age, but now it seems I'm also doing it by text.   :|
  • Redrobo said:
    This morning I sent 4 messages to my family Whatsapp group - none of which have merited a response from my nearest and dearest. 

    I have realised for a while that I talk to myself more and more as I age, but now it seems I'm also doing it by text.   :|
    My boys hardly ever respond to what’s app messages on our group, unless they are talking amongst themselves. The only time of late that they did reply was a week ago when I asked for some ideas on what they want for Christmas. All 3 replied “Money” not even a please. I’ve since left said what app group and no mention of it from them. . They will get their money ..:.£1 each. That will we teach them for buying me presents like lynx Africa and cheap aftershave called….Bondage (one of them actually did that a few years ago), no doubt purchased from some shitty market. 
    A friend of mine who was always generous with presents got fed up with the ungrateful greed from his church going family, so he bought each family member their own ‘goat for Africa’. Lovely picture of ‘their’ goat and updates going forward presented after Christmas lunch.
    Apparently Christmas pud was a quiet event.
    I like his style. 
  • While watching the rugby on TV,  a player who you remember as young and fresh faced,  making his debut for his club, (Danny Care), is described by the commentary as a veteran. 
  • Redrobo said:
    This morning I sent 4 messages to my family Whatsapp group - none of which have merited a response from my nearest and dearest. 

    I have realised for a while that I talk to myself more and more as I age, but now it seems I'm also doing it by text.   :|
    My boys hardly ever respond to what’s app messages on our group, unless they are talking amongst themselves. The only time of late that they did reply was a week ago when I asked for some ideas on what they want for Christmas. All 3 replied “Money” not even a please. I’ve since left said what app group and no mention of it from them. . They will get their money ..:.£1 each. That will we teach them for buying me presents like lynx Africa and cheap aftershave called….Bondage (one of them actually did that a few years ago), no doubt purchased from some shitty market. 
    A friend of mine who was always generous with presents got fed up with the ungrateful greed from his church going family, so he bought each family member their own ‘goat for Africa’. Lovely picture of ‘their’ goat and updates going forward presented after Christmas lunch.
    Apparently Christmas pud was a quiet event.
    The final update they got must have gone down even worse. I remember having a goat curry in Abuja once, very nice it was too though having to spit out the grissle and chopped up bones that were thrown into the dish did take away some of the enjoyment.
  • Sponsored links:


  • Stig said:
    Blessed with naturally good looks, I've never felt the need to worry too much about clothes or fashion. I'm sure those Lifers that know me would be able to testify to the second part of that, if not the first. Anyway, as I've aged, I've found that my minimal interest in matters sartorial has diminished to the point of complete indifference; I simply couldn't give a fuck about what I look like. It's a wonderful place to get to, so liberating. My clothes choice criteria are strictly limited to, what's available, what's comfortable, what's clean? And if the truth be known, the third of those is increasingly looking like a restriction too far. Considerations like, 'does this match' and 'does this look old fashioned' and even 'is this appropriate' have gone out of the window. My current attire of choice is jogging bottoms with hiking boots. Just a year ago this combination would have been unthinkable, but now I revel in the devil may care sense of independence that such a pairing gives. I'm very much looking forward to the summer though to try out the fabled sock/sandal amalgam, it looks ideal for a man like me. There are some real benefits to old age.
    Just restrain yourself if you develop a liking for salmon coloured slacks.
  • Sensei said:
    Stig said:
    Blessed with naturally good looks, I've never felt the need to worry too much about clothes or fashion. I'm sure those Lifers that know me would be able to testify to the second part of that, if not the first. Anyway, as I've aged, I've found that my minimal interest in matters sartorial has diminished to the point of complete indifference; I simply couldn't give a fuck about what I look like. It's a wonderful place to get to, so liberating. My clothes choice criteria are strictly limited to, what's available, what's comfortable, what's clean? And if the truth be known, the third of those is increasingly looking like a restriction too far. Considerations like, 'does this match' and 'does this look old fashioned' and even 'is this appropriate' have gone out of the window. My current attire of choice is jogging bottoms with hiking boots. Just a year ago this combination would have been unthinkable, but now I revel in the devil may care sense of independence that such a pairing gives. I'm very much looking forward to the summer though to try out the fabled sock/sandal amalgam, it looks ideal for a man like me. There are some real benefits to old age.
    Just restrain yourself if you develop a liking for salmon coloured slacks.
    Don’t listen to him @Stig
    https://www.moss.co.uk/moss-1851-tailored-fit-salmon-stretch-chino-966558114

  • Pertinent to this time of year, you really appreciate paying that little bit more for a roll of good quality, durable toilet roll.
  • Pertinent to this time of year, you really appreciate paying that little bit more for a roll of good quality, durable toilet roll.
    I got in touch with my inner self today, thats the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.
  • Pertinent to this time of year, you really appreciate paying that little bit more for a roll of good quality, durable toilet roll.
    I got in touch with my inner self today, thats the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.
    That reminds me, is gold finger on TV over the Christmas?
  • When you get anxiety just before opening the recycling bin to see if the dustmen emptied it today
  • When you realise how much older you are than Ben Watson.
  • Jonniesta said:
    When you realise how much older you are than Ben Watson.
    You’re probably better at football than him though. 
Sign In or Register to comment.

Roland Out Forever!