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    BDLBDL
    edited October 2021
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    BDL said:
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
    Fikayo Tomori?
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    BDLBDL
    ForeverAddickted said:
    BDL said:
    The kid you once nutmegged during an after school kickabout with your son and his class gets brought on for England against Andorra.
    Fikayo Tomori?

    Yep, was in my Son's class at Juniors and Grammar. The lad did well!
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    EricBanternaEricBanterna
    When you constantly get told to try just for men or cherry blossom. 
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    StigStig
    I'm going to a Halloween party at the weekend. I felt really old when I finally had to admit that my body shape was no longer suitable to go as Nosferatu. And even older when I told my wife I might go as Uncle Fester to which she replied, "oh yes, that's much more you"!
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    ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    And me. I also dread weddings.
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Staying up till 11 o clock is considered ‘ a late night’
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet room
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    jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    In my mind I'm 'only 53' but sadly the mileage is very high, this year as the temperature has dropped my hip has got bloody achey. 
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    EugenesAxeEugenesAxe
    _MrDick said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    My friend hosted a 70’s party last weekend. Everyone dressed up like Noddy Holder and John Travolta. It started early and went on until late. The music was too loud.. Thankfully, they had a quiet room
    I would much prefer a late start and early finish!
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited October 2021
    When you mates invite you down the pub, you question the 10 min walk there and back, and decide you can’t be bothered 
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    NornIrishAddickNornIrishAddick
    Arsenetatters said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    And me. I also dread weddings.
    I went to my last one 6 years ago.

    I don't mind the actual ceremony, but I detest the waste of money that is the reception (even as a guest).
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    razilrazil
    Covered End said:
    Stig said:
    I love a party, but I've never been a fan of weddings. All those people that don't know each other - and all those people that do. Middle of the road boredom. 
    Agreed, I didn't even want to go to my own wedding  :D
    yup and spending all that time with your wife's family, again...
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    Justin20474Justin20474
    JohnBoyUK said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    Just the thought of going to a party seems dreadful, but that’s probably just me…
    And me. I also dread weddings.
    Me too.  And I'm a wedding photographer :)
    Oi!!, take this to the marketplace.  ;)
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    SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    lots of wedding talk. Surely a sign of getting old is going to more funerals than weddings?

    The upside is that funeral spreads are as good as wedding spreads but you don't have to listen to a loud disco...
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Covered End said:
    Stig said:
    I love a party, but I've never been a fan of weddings. All those people that don't know each other - and all those people that do. Middle of the road boredom. 
    Agreed, I didn't even want to go to my own wedding  :D
    Same, seriously debating going to mine next year. Lockdown has already intervened once, I need it to happen again. 
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    SporadicAddick said:
    lots of wedding talk. Surely a sign of getting old is going to more funerals than weddings?

    The upside is that funeral spreads are as good as wedding spreads but you don't have to listen to a loud disco...
    And you also don’t have to see the person again. It’s a win win situation.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited October 2021
    When you sign up to sun life just to get a free pen and then get angry that you can’t have one because you aren’t over 50.
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    razilrazil
    Qualifying for Saga insurance (I just did) couldn’t get a cheaper second car on it though as the wife had to be over 45 - she’s living this as you can imagine 
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    EugenesAxeEugenesAxe
    AFKABartram said:
    More and more things require ’a sit down’ afterwards.

    Even after things that were done while sitting (ie. driving)
    The mind runs wild…😆
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