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    StigStig
    EricBanterna said:
    Well you see the scaffold 9 stories high and think fuck it ill Google earth that one.
    When you see a reference to 'the scaffold' and all you can think of is Lily The Pink - who'd have thought Medicinal Compound would make you 9 stories high?
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    StigStig
    You watch a tournament and all the coaches are familiar to you but many of the players aren't. 
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    Hal1xHal1x
    McBobbin said:
    (they are really good... so much better than this modern rubbish)
    Problem is all the feedback don't half interfere with the hearing aid.
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    StigStig
    There's an advert on here for a CD 'Rip & Store' and your first thoughts are abut the vinyl in your loft.
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    usetobunkinusetobunkin
    When your line manager does succession planning and your name does not appear ANYWHERE! or someone in their 50s calls you "POP"
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    SolidgoneSolidgone
    When you prefer the matinee than the evening event as it gets to late. 
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    LordflashheartLordflashheart
    Solidgone said:
    When you prefer the matinee than the evening event as it gets to late. 
    Ahem

    ‘too’ 😉
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    SolidgoneSolidgone
    When your line manager asks what am I aiming for within the next five years when I’m about to retire. 

    Footnote: Now retired and fucking loving it!
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    SolidgoneSolidgone

    Lordflashheart said:
    Solidgone said:
    When you prefer the matinee than the evening event as it gets to late. 
    Ahem

    ‘too’ 😉
    Oops 
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Solidgone said:

    Lordflashheart said:
    Solidgone said:
    When you prefer the matinee than the evening event as it gets to late. 
    Ahem

    ‘too’ 😉
    Ops 

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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Biggest day in years and you’re mind wrestling whether a tactical nap needs to be scheduled for some point 
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    AFKABartram said:
    Biggest day in years and you’re mind wrestling whether a tactical nap needs to be scheduled for some point 
    oh yes, i've got 2 til 4 booked as i have to be up at 3 for work.
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    jonseventyfivejonseventyfive
    Looking into residential places for my mum, one of which is very expensive and pretty upmarket, it crossed my mind this would do me, oh bugger. 
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    StigStig
    edited July 2021
    AFKABartram said:
    You type Victoria S in your search engine and it auto finishes ponge instead of ecret 
    hoes for me. To make matters worse they've been shut for about five years.


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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    You develop a lactose intolerance. I hardly drink milk, so my lactase production ability must have vanished at some point. Had a few milky teas the other day and oh my god oh jesus christ the work khazi got it. Wasn't sure if that was what it was so repeated the experiment the following week. Straight through me, and I nearly ended up like a onesie casually thrown over the arm of a chair. 
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    SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    thai malaysia addick said:
    When it takes three attempts to get up from the settee at night
    and each attempt is accompanied by a strange noise / "hup" as you tense your stomach muscles to help.
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    AndyGAndyG
    You start to think Hitler, Stalin, Castro were a bit right of middle.

    Or you read Golfie posts and think he has a point
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    shine166 said:
    .... you have to cup your balls when having a dump. 
    Have to or want to?
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    StigStig
    shine166 said:
    .... you have to cup your balls when having a dump. 
    Two balls one cup.
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    Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    You realise Taekwondo is not the sport for you, as no points are awarded for ankle and shin kicks.
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