Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain..
Happy Birthday Your Majesty, hope it's a goodun
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Happy Birthday Maam0
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She has two birthdays a year. Does that mean she is 180?3
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I give it until 8.30am11
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Happy Birthday.0
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I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.5 -
Happy birthday your Maj
Long to reign over us
God save our Queen2 -
Self-loathing?Big_Bad_World said:I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.
self-loathing
noun
hatred of oneself.0 -
As part of her birthday celebrations the Queen was visiting South London.
It did not go well, people in the crowd were jeering. Visibly upset, the Queen got back into her Roller.
What just happened, she asked her Lady in Waiting.
Well, Ma'am, I think it was inadvisable to wear fur, your subjects are very keen on animal welfare these days.
Oh, said the Queen, that's Philip's fault! He asked where I was visiting today. I said one is going to Bermondsey and he said wear the fox hat.
Happy birthday your Maj.
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Been a cracking innings and one of our more dignified public figures too1
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Happy Birthday your Maj. Whilst i/we have your attention could you grant us a very small favour.
We have a traitor in our midst. He is of a foreign type, you know the sort. Could you send him to the tower for the rest of his miserable life. I do not think you need to put his head on a pike; however, I am only speaking for myself.
Do not have too many Light Ales; wrap up warm and do not forget your black and white scarf.1 -
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Millwall don't even like themselves. They don't care thoughbazjonster said:
Self-loathing?Big_Bad_World said:I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.
self-loathing
noun
hatred of oneself.0 -
Self loathing refers to an extreme dislike or hatred of oneself, or being angry at or even prejudiced against oneself. The term is also used to designate a dislike or hatred of a group, family, social class, or stereotype to which one belongs and/or has.bazjonster said:
Self-loathing?Big_Bad_World said:I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.
self-loathing
noun
hatred of oneself.2 -
A spanner able to use a thesaurus? The world's gone mad I tell you.Big_Bad_World said:
Self loathing refers to an extreme dislike or hatred of oneself, or being angry at or even prejudiced against oneself. The term is also used to designate a dislike or hatred of a group, family, social class, or stereotype to which one belongs and/or has.bazjonster said:
Self-loathing?Big_Bad_World said:I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.
self-loathing
noun
hatred of oneself.
Happy birthday Lizzie.3 -
Orf with her head.2
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Happy birthday to ma gurl Queenie0
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HBD.
Just mentioned on R5L that when she was crowned (they used the word 'coronated' - does that exist?) Charlton were fifth in the league. The top one that is. Bad season - just missed out on a Champions League place...2 -
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Happy birthday QEII, and many more of 'em.0
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GSTQ
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Many happy returns, your majesty.
I'm not a huge fan of the monarchy. In fact I think the whole idea of an individual, granted judicial power "by the grace of God"; the sectarian rules under which the monarchy is controlled (eg being forbidden to marry a Catholic); and the supreme folly of a succession arranged by accident of birth instead of any meritocracy are all reasons why the monarchy is an archaic, preposterous and ridiculous institution.
However, Queen Elizabeth II has carried out the role magnificently. She's a brilliant example of someone committed fully to their duty. British people of all ages are - rightly, in my view - hugely proud of her and the way in which she has selflessly undertaken her role, decade after decade.
If we have to have a monarch, we couldn't have wished for a better one. Long may she live. I believe she'll be the last female monarch, so it's fitting that she's been such a great one.8 -
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Hurrah Hurrah Hurrah.0
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As the dial hand tells o'er
The same hours it had before,
Still beginning in the ending,
Circular account still lending,
So, most mighty Queen we pray,
Like the dial day by day
You may lead the seasons on,
Making new when old are gone,
That the babe which now is young
And hath yet no use of tongue
Many a Shrovetide here may bow
To that empress I do now,
That the children of these lords,
Sitting at your council boards,
May be grave and aged seen
Of her that was their fathers' queen.
Once I wish this wish again,
Heaven subscribe it with "Amen".[0 -
Gawd Bless 'Er0
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Well done queeny for having a life of uber privilege and living to 90.. Such an achievement7
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probably thinks thats some kind of pre historic animalbobmunro said:
A spanner able to use a thesaurus? The world's gone mad I tell you.Big_Bad_World said:
Self loathing refers to an extreme dislike or hatred of oneself, or being angry at or even prejudiced against oneself. The term is also used to designate a dislike or hatred of a group, family, social class, or stereotype to which one belongs and/or has.bazjonster said:
Self-loathing?Big_Bad_World said:I think you'd have been better off waiting for Junkers birthday as you'd have got a better response.
It's fashionable to dislike our longest serving monarch. Self-loathing is the in thing.
Happy birthday, your Majesty. You've done a stellar job in overseeing the raising of two fine young men in William and Harry.
self-loathing
noun
hatred of oneself.
Happy birthday Lizzie.
many happy returns liz ...get the rest in singles
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15000 official engagements up to the age of 87, that's a privilege I'm happy to forgo. How many you done boring bloke?shine166 said:Well done queeny for having a life of uber privilege and living to 90.. Such an achievement
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Happy birthday Your Majesty.
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Walks about and shakes kids hands, it's not like she swings a pick 6 days a week.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
15000 official engagements up to the age of 87, that's a privilege I'm happy to forgo. How many you done boring bloke?shine166 said:Well done queeny for having a life of uber privilege and living to 90.. Such an achievement
If I get of my arse and work 5 days a week it's piss easy to beat that number and that's without someone to wipe said arse and brush my teeth
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