Louis Mendez @LouisMend 7s7 seconds ago The stuffing from the fans sofa lays strewn across the pitch. This season summed up in one miserable photo #cafc
Louis Mendez @LouisMend 7s7 seconds ago The stuffing from the fans sofa lays strewn across the pitch. This season summed up in one miserable photo #cafc
Fair's fair - after all, Staypricks have knocked the stuffing out of the club over the last two years
Fair play for getting it on. I got a rather aggressive headlock and kidney punch that the police had a go at the stewards for.
Wait.. what have I missed? I've just got out of the sofa, and either the Burnley fans took the whole "bring your vodka and charlie" thing too seriously or there's a load of stuffing on the pitch? Fans getting a bit battered?
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When we find ourselves with the indignity of a couple of ground sheets and an inflatable pillow.
At least, that's what will become the truth on 606.
The stuffing from the fans sofa lays strewn across the pitch. This season summed up in one miserable photo #cafc
Time for the most awkward official statement in the history of the club.
Thought that was funny.
It appears we've had ex-directors chucked out of the directors box, Burnley directors locked out of the lounges and more. How long can this go on for?
Hats off to everyone involved, and I hope you're alright @WSS.
RD "Right let us get our priorities down on a list Latrien for next season"
KM "Certainly my Lord"
RD "Firstly, did you see what those English spendaloogs did to my sofa?"
KM "Yes your Holiness"
RD "Right, get your skinny arse down to DFS Latrien and I ain't spending more than £150..."
KM "Yes your Splendiferous Almighty one"
RD "AND Latrien, see if they do 0% finance... now fuck off!"
Whatever happened to "support the seams, not the regime"??
RIP Sofa.