Just 'here' in an existential and capital ownership bullshit control way with his corporate stooges feebly failing to advise him of the only appropriate course of action, to sell.
Day 1063. "Only me! Oh now you don't want to play him, you want to play that one. And you don't want to play that formation you want to play a diamond shape. And you don't want to use that ball you want to use this one....and I do not think you wanted to do THAT." The network notwork. He's still here. OH FUCK...
Roland knows about 4-4-2, He gives advice for managers to chew. Roland watches from the dug out, what the fuck is that all about. Polish Pete, better than Yann, come on FA, give Duchatelet a Ban. Nego better than two time POTY Solly, This was yet another shocking Folly.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week. So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day! Didn't get much done.
Friday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved. But He wasn't in. Will try again Monday.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week. So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day! Didn't get much done.
Friday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved. But He wasn't in. Will try again Monday.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week. So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit. Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day! Didn't get much done.
Friday Had coffee and amaretto biscuit. Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved. But He wasn't in. Will try again Monday.
He's still here. Oh fuck....
This is absolutely top drawer. Your weekend posts never disappoint
Saturday Went to the match. Had a beer. Won 1-0 Evening ruined by a persistent swarm of London midges. I’d thought nothing could be more irritating than the Highland Scottish variety. Weirdly (=uniquely), I was wrong.
I wish I could pretend the previous piss taking behaviour of his experiment hasn't happened but it has and the evidence is everywhere And I do support the team as do plenty but the fact is this experiment has fucked off sooo many fans many can't just turn a blind eye to it Anyway results and atmosphere are much better when there are protests. Long may they continue till he gives up on his 1.5% plaything
Saturday Went to the match. Had a beer. Won 1-0 Evening ruined by a persistent swarm of London midges. I’d thought nothing could be more irritating than the Highland Scottish variety. Weirdly (=uniquely), I was wrong.
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He's still here.
Oh fuck.....
I was the beggar in the street.
You had a four course meal with your family,
I had no food to eat.
You looked down at me with cold eyes,
I know you were surprised.
You Brought in that dodgy French keeper,
I see you have Duct tape on your Sneaker.
You sold our Yann and gave us dregs,
I just want a Meat pie from Greggs.
You thought i was from Poland,
I then flashed my badge with fuck off Roland.
New Manager. Same Owner.
He's still here.
Oh fuck.
FUCK OFF ROLLY. That felt gooooood.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Hardly ever in SE7.
Just 'here' in an existential and capital ownership bullshit control way with his corporate stooges feebly failing to advise him of the only appropriate course of action, to sell.
"Only me! Oh now you don't want to play him, you want to play that one. And you don't want to play that formation you want to play a diamond shape. And you don't want to use that ball you want to use this one....and I do not think you wanted to do THAT."
The network notwork.
He's still here.
OH FUCK...
He gives advice for managers to chew.
Roland watches from the dug out,
what the fuck is that all about.
Polish Pete, better than Yann,
come on FA, give Duchatelet a Ban.
Nego better than two time POTY Solly,
This was yet another shocking Folly.
He's still here, still full of it.
Oh fuck....
Day 1065
He's still here, contemplating how a 4-2-3-1 formation might work.
Oh fuck......
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week.
So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day!
Didn't get much done.
Friday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved.
But He wasn't in.
Will try again Monday.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Day 1066 of Roland's tenure.
Good old 1066. We all know that one.
Went to the match.
Had a beer.
Won 1-0
Evening ruined by a persistent swarm of London midges.
I’d thought nothing could be more irritating than the Highland Scottish variety.
Weirdly (=uniquely), I was wrong.
And I do support the team as do plenty but the fact is this experiment has fucked off sooo many fans many can't just turn a blind eye to it
Anyway results and atmosphere are much better when there are protests. Long may they continue till he gives up on his 1.5% plaything
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Al
( Wakey wakey Arsene
He's still here.
Oh fuck.....
He's still here.
Oh fuck....