Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic
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Day 1060.
He's still here.
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Morning all. FUCK OFF ROLAND. That's better, back to work7
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You were the sad faced man through the window,
I was the beggar in the street.
You had a four course meal with your family,
I had no food to eat.
You looked down at me with cold eyes,
I know you were surprised.
You Brought in that dodgy French keeper,
I see you have Duct tape on your Sneaker.
You sold our Yann and gave us dregs,
I just want a Meat pie from Greggs.
You thought i was from Poland,
I then flashed my badge with fuck off Roland.
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Day 1061.
New Manager. Same Owner.
He's still here.
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Nothing quite like a good fuck in the morning. I think I will have one.Arsenetatters said:Morning all. FUCK OFF ROLAND. That's better, back to work
FUCK OFF ROLLY. That felt gooooood.5 -
Day 1062.
He's still here.
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Except he's not physically here is he?
Hardly ever in SE7.
Just 'here' in an existential and capital ownership bullshit control way with his corporate stooges feebly failing to advise him of the only appropriate course of action, to sell.
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Yes I think you could argue that he's not all there...but yes he's hardly ever ever here.1
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Day 1063.
"Only me! Oh now you don't want to play him, you want to play that one. And you don't want to play that formation you want to play a diamond shape. And you don't want to use that ball you want to use this one....and I do not think you wanted to do THAT."
The network notwork.
He's still here.
OH FUCK...
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Roland knows about 4-4-2,
He gives advice for managers to chew.
Roland watches from the dug out,
what the fuck is that all about.
Polish Pete, better than Yann,
come on FA, give Duchatelet a Ban.
Nego better than two time POTY Solly,
This was yet another shocking Folly.
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Day 1064.
He's still here, still full of it.
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Thought I'd beat 3blokes to it!
Day 1065
He's still here, contemplating how a 4-2-3-1 formation might work.
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Day 1065 and 1066.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week.
So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day!
Didn't get much done.
Friday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved.
But He wasn't in.
Will try again Monday.
He's still here.
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Brilliant.3blokes said:Day 1065 and 1066.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week.
So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day!
Didn't get much done.
Friday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved.
But He wasn't in.
Will try again Monday.
He's still here.
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Funny and severly highlights the madness of that 2nd email we all saw.
Day 1066 of Roland's tenure.
Good old 1066. We all know that one.3 -
This is absolutely top drawer. Your weekend posts never disappoint3blokes said:Day 1065 and 1066.
Now we have been told that The Best Owner Of Everything Ever is a very busy man. And some of you infidels out there ( probably all members of CARD, whatever that is) may wonder what the Wise One gets up to all week.
So, to help us all understand this visionary a little better here's an extract from the Great One's diary -
Monday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Belgian coach Martinez to tell him that football teams consist of 11 players. Suggested he play two goalkeepers which would increase the number of players who can handle the ball by 100%. This could be extremely useful and give the team an advantage all over the pitch. He said something back to me in Spanish. Probably thank you.
Tuesday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed WHO. Told them there are a lot of people in the world who are ill. Said that this suggested that their strategies are not working. Told them they needed to find out why so many people are ill and then give them a pill to make them well again. Got emailed back in Spanish. Probably a thank you.
Wednesday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Emailed Donald Trump and told him he was going to be the next President of the USA. Told him what letters USA stood for. Told him it was a big place. Said I wanted to set up a network of football clubs over there. Got an email back threatening he would build a wall round Belgium if I said that again. Crazy Americans. Still not ready for Soccer!
Thursday
Had a coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Wife accidentally locked me in a cupboard all day!
Didn't get much done.
Friday
Had coffee and amaretto biscuit.
Tried to have a conversation with God on a few thoughts about how atoms might be improved.
But He wasn't in.
Will try again Monday.
He's still here.
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Saturday
Went to the match.
Had a beer.
Won 1-0
Evening ruined by a persistent swarm of London midges.
I’d thought nothing could be more irritating than the Highland Scottish variety.
Weirdly (=uniquely), I was wrong.
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Oh bollocks!0
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Counting down the days till fans support the team and club.0
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I've been waiting all my life for that , don't think it'll happen while this prick is in ownership taking the piss out of usWhenIwasLittleBoy said:Counting down the days till fans support the team and club.
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Why not just support the team and stop worrying about him I am sure he isn't losing any sleep over you to be honest.oohaahmortimer said:
I've been waiting all my life for that , don't think it'll happen while this prick is in ownership taking the piss out of usWhenIwasLittleBoy said:Counting down the days till fans support the team and club.
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I wish I could pretend the previous piss taking behaviour of his experiment hasn't happened but it has and the evidence is everywhere
And I do support the team as do plenty but the fact is this experiment has fucked off sooo many fans many can't just turn a blind eye to it
Anyway results and atmosphere are much better when there are protests. Long may they continue till he gives up on his 1.5% plaything6 -
Day 1067.
He's still here.
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Day 1068.
He's still here.
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I use your post as my alarm nowadays @3blokes. I've got to get up earlier tomorrow - could you do a 6.30am please? Thanks
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Ha ha I'll tryArsenetatters said:I use your post as my alarm nowadays @3blokes. I've got to get up earlier tomorrow - could you do a 6.30am please? Thanks
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Did you mean London midgets?N01R4M said:Saturday
Went to the match.
Had a beer.
Won 1-0
Evening ruined by a persistent swarm of London midges.
I’d thought nothing could be more irritating than the Highland Scottish variety.
Weirdly (=uniquely), I was wrong.1 -
Day 1069.
( Wakey wakey Arsene
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He's still here.
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Thank you @3blokes !0
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Day 1070.
He's still here.
Oh fuck....0
