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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • A new button is needed here. I want to acknowledge that I've read your post 3blokes but LIKE seems wrong and LOL even more so.

    I would press the 'I feel your pain' button if there was one. Coz I do.
  • edited August 2016
    ( There has been a bit of negativity on the forum of late, and this thread is determined to adopt a more positive stance :smile: )

    I am fairly positive it is Day 952.
    I am pretty positive he is still here ( which still remains a negative however hard I try)
    I am absolutely positive I want to go oh fuck about it...
    Oh fuck....
    :smile::wink:
  • getting closer to 1000 days ... shit
  • Day 955.
    Bollock face is still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Day 956.
    The Supreme Being is still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • 29th September, put it in your diaries.


    Oh fuck.
  • Day 957.
    A win is a win. :smile:
    But he's still here.
    Oh fuck....
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  • BDL said:

    29th September, put it in your diaries.


    Oh fuck.

    nice of you to remember my birthday
  • Day 958.
    The Source Of All Joy is still here.
    Oh fuck......
  • Day 959.
    We are his children.
    Father is still here.
    Oh fuck..........
  • Day 960 and 961.
    The Best Owner Of A Roll Of Duck Tape Ever is in his shed, with a lovely fresh cup of coffee and a little amaretto biscuit, and he is feeling rather pleased with things.
    It was been a good week for the football club he messes about with in his spare time. That Brussell Slap fellow finally seems to have got those useless tossers to play a bit, his "niece" hasn't said anything dumb for almost a week, and CARD, whatever that is, seems to have fucked off to annoy someone else.
    Yes, everything was going very nicely.
    The only thing that is irritating him a bit this morning, is that there is a fly in the shed. And it keeps buzzing around, while he is trying to look at his flathead screws spreadsheet.
    In the end, he can take it no more, he puts the inventory paper to one side and decides to hunt down the little bastard.
    There is a lot of swatting and shouting till finally The Best Owner Of A Roll Of Duck Tape Ever lands one on it, whereupon the fly ceases to be as it bounces lifelessly off the window and straight into his coffee.
    "OH FUCK!" yells our Saviour.
    Well, we all know how that feels, when something comes along to ruin things we enjoy don't we, so let's leave him smashing up his shed and shouting incredibly rude words in his native tongue.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck.......
  • Day 962.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Weegie said he might leave CAFC to Katrien in his Will ?

    Oh fuck....
  • Weegie said he might leave CAFC to Katrien in his Will ?

    Oh fuck....

    ROLAND OUT.....of your grave please! We need you to remain alive
  • Day 963.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck......
  • edited August 2016
    Belgium man's average lifespan is=78.6
    Roland Duchatelets age is =69.9
    Time expected to knees up = 8.9 years ?

    oh fuck...........
  • Belgium man's average lifespan is=78.6
    Roland Duchatelets age is =69.9
    Time expected to knees up = 8.9 years ?

    oh fuck...........

    I refer you to the film the Dark Crystal

    By feeding on the esence of you, the Skesis race extend their evil lifespan

    Skesis...Melexis? Say it aint so Sam
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  • edited August 2016
    Ffs...criticise the regime and my fone goes all buggy ...thought police.

  • Roland Duchatelet in his best light
  • Day 964.
    Sir Stain Of Wank is still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Q. What did you think of GB Winning 27 Gold Medals Roland.
    and winning a record breaking 67 medals.

    A. It's not about the winning of Medals but how much you can sell your young athletes for afterwards.

    oh fuck........
  • Day 965.
    Lovely morning.
    But he's still here.
    Oh fuck.....
  • Belgium man's average lifespan is=78.6
    Roland Duchatelets age is =69.9
    Time expected to knees up = 8.9 years ?

    oh fuck...........

    I've said before if we all get air horns/pop balloons/bang on a frying pan right behind him I'm sure we can speed up the process!
  • Belgium man's average lifespan is=78.6
    Roland Duchatelets age is =69.9
    Time expected to knees up = 8.9 years ?

    oh fuck...........

    And with the super rich being able to lead a stress free life, top quality food and the very best medical care that money can provide he'll probably hang around like a bd smell for even longer.

    Oh fuck!
  • Day 966.
    SuperDuch is still here.
    Oh fuck....
  • Getting closer and closer to day 1000
    When that unfortunate day arrives i think everyone on this forum should give 3blokes a like
    Furthermore we should all buy him a pint. I know i will
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