I reckon Roland has a chart in his shed where he ticks off all the days where 3blokes posts on here. It is now a battle of wills between the two of em. Don't give up 3blokes you can't let him win
Day 994. HEY EVERYBODY WE'VE GOT AN OWNER WHO GIVES US 1.5% OF HIS TIME AND ATTENTION! REJOICE! CELEBRATE! PRAISE THE LORD! What a powerful marketing tool that must be. How lucky we are. We are his children. He's still here, giving us his full 1.5% Oh 100% fuck......
Day 994. HEY EVERYBODY WE'VE GOT AN OWNER WHO GIVES US 1.5% OF HIS TIME AND ATTENTION! REJOICE! CELEBRATE! PRAISE THE LORD! What a powerful marketing tool that must be. How lucky we are. We are his children. He's still here, giving us his full 1.5% Oh 100% fuck......
His little 1.5% remark is the most annoying stupid thing ever.
Day 995. It is a crisp Saturday morning and The Most Important Owner Of A Football Club Ever is in his shed. Been a busy week. He went to see some ant people during the week to give them 1.5% of his time. He calls them the red ants. They were perfect models of respect who nodded a lot. They did talk but all he really heard was a sort of distant tiny drone. But at least there had been none of those awful black'n'white ant people there. They were really tiresome with their little moanings about painting the John Steed stand sign or some such shit. All members of CARD, whatever that was. Didn't they know he had bigger things to think of? Like where he could get a decent latte? But thankfully this morning he was back in his shed. He turned to his nice coffee and his little amaretto biscuit. To his fury, he noticed there was a little black ant running across the bench. Then there was another. And another. Soon there must have been, oh I don't know, about 20k of them. "You fuckers! Get off my work bench!" The problem was every time he targeted one with his duck taped shoe, another one appeared.... Let's leave The Most Important Owner Of A Football Club Ever giving 98.5% of his time and attention to flattening ants in his shed. He's a very busy man... He's still here. Oh fuck....
3blokes I salute you sir, and hope this story finishes on a happier note.
3blokes I salute you as well, you always make me laugh with your weekend tales of Roland! One day we will all celebrate when the nutter has gone! But until then please carry on counting them days and making us smile
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He's still here.
Oh fuck.....
He's still here...
It is now a battle of wills between the two of em.
Don't give up 3blokes you can't let him win
HEY EVERYBODY WE'VE GOT AN OWNER WHO GIVES US 1.5% OF HIS TIME AND ATTENTION!
REJOICE! CELEBRATE! PRAISE THE LORD!
What a powerful marketing tool that must be. How lucky we are. We are his children.
He's still here, giving us his full 1.5%
Oh 100% fuck......
oh fuck......
Such a wanker
It is a crisp Saturday morning and The Most Important Owner Of A Football Club Ever is in his shed.
Been a busy week.
He went to see some ant people during the week to give them 1.5% of his time. He calls them the red ants. They were perfect models of respect who nodded a lot. They did talk but all he really heard was a sort of distant tiny drone.
But at least there had been none of those awful black'n'white ant people there. They were really tiresome with their little moanings about painting the John Steed stand sign or some such shit. All members of CARD, whatever that was. Didn't they know he had bigger things to think of? Like where he could get a decent latte?
But thankfully this morning he was back in his shed.
He turned to his nice coffee and his little amaretto biscuit.
To his fury, he noticed there was a little black ant running across the bench.
Then there was another. And another.
Soon there must have been, oh I don't know, about 20k of them.
"You fuckers! Get off my work bench!"
The problem was every time he targeted one with his duck taped shoe, another one appeared....
Let's leave The Most Important Owner Of A Football Club Ever giving 98.5% of his time and attention to flattening ants in his shed.
He's a very busy man...
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Unnecessarily randomly reducing our budget further.
FFP
Chippy loser.
He's still here.
Oh fuck...
He's still here.
Oh fuck....
Thank fuck it's oh fuck Friday
He's still here.
Oh fuck......
One day we will all celebrate when the nutter has gone! But until then please carry on counting them days and making us smile
He's still here.
Oh fuck.....
Thank you.