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Recorded test match highlights or sex.

iainment

May 2016 edited May 2016 in General Charlton

Got that one wrong.

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LenGlover

May 2016

Didn't bowl the maiden over then?

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iainment

May 2016

No balled I'm afraid.

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LenGlover

May 2016

iainment said:
No balled I'm afraid.
From square leg or behind the crease

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SuedeAdidas

May 2016

Full toss it is then.

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LenGlover

May 2016

Was a third man involved?

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iainment

May 2016

The cricket was fine though.

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iainment

May 2016

Wei I'm just off to bed, hopefully I'll carry my bat.

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Brendan_O_Connell

May 2016

Was there grass on the wicket?

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LenGlover

May 2016

iainment said:
Wei I'm just off to bed, hopefully I'll carry my bat.
Commit yourself to the shot - no going off at half cock

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iainment

May 2016

Brendan_O_Connell said:
Was there grass on the wicket?
I expected RIP from you.

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Raith_C_Chattonell

May 2016

Are you still in the covers?

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Alwaysneil

May 2016

Moving rapidly from mid on to silly mid off.

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thai malaysia addick

May 2016

Having a little tickle down the leg side. But, don't slash through the covers.

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iamdan

May 2016

2 fine legs and a deep gully.

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Bournemouth Addick

May 2016

Conditions any better for getting your googlies going this morning?

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killerandflash

May 2016

I hope you kept control, and weren't spraying it all around

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North Lower Neil

May 2016

So there was no ball tampering?

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North Lower Neil

May 2016

Should have claimed the extra half hour given there was a chance of a result.

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killerandflash

May 2016

Were Willey and Holding involved?

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guinnessaddick

May 2016

Next time record the highlights of the sex and watch the test match cricket, you can't get it wrong twice, can you?

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sam3110

May 2016

I'm stumped, you didn't ask to review the play? If you had a free hit you could have places your shot through the slips or smashed it for six over the covers. At the very least you could have got her to change grip, toss one in and ask "Howzat?"

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i_b_b_o_r_g

May 2016

Sex highlights

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SantaClaus

May 2016

That was a decision that should have been reviewed.

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guinnessaddick

May 2016 edited May 2016

She could have asked for a runner.

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SantaClaus

May 2016

Surely you could have paused it for two minutes and done both.

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Macronate

May 2016

just got home.

thanks for letting me be the night watchman.

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cafcfan

May 2016

White or red ball game?

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happyvalley

May 2016

I take it you didn't find the sweet spot

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1StevieG

May 2016

Nurdled one down to cow corner?

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johnnyhumphrey

May 2016

Fingers down the seam or across?

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