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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,044
    AFKABartram said:

    Ha ha, post drunk, face the consequences :-)

    Happy to, just think this seams to be over.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,674
    iainment said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Ha ha, post drunk, face the consequences :-)

    Happy to, just think this seams to be over.
    Surely we've still got the second innings.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    edited May 2016
    Did she miss a full toss and take one in the box?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,987
    Did she take out your middle stump?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Did you get the old Doosra in? And did you manage to deal with her bouncers?
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    When you couldn't see what you were doing, did she offer you the light?
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    If she's ever faced any West Indians she'll be used to a decent length
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,734
    Another great example of Quik Cricket
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,963
    Was no ball called for overstepping the mark?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,674
    Have you overcome her corridor of uncertainty?

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,388
    edited May 2016
    Did long on soon become long off?
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Did you have a third man?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    edited May 2016
    What do you do, when you come running in and you see she got pads on?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,388
    When it's finished, did you shout "over"
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    Remember you are only out when the umpire's finger goes up.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,131
    Were you wafting your willow for a quickie and then shouldering arms when you received some wrist spin?
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    School boy errors all round. Telly in the bedroom and if you're really a gentleman do her doggystyle and she can enjoy Jimmy Anderson's good length delivery as well.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited May 2016
    I prefer recorded sex highlights these days.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,477
    I've just learned a lot about Cricket
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,967
    I can't make it through a 2 hour session without a drinks break half way through

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  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,658
    These would be funnier if I knew anything about Cricket
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    Rossman92 said:

    These would be funnier if I knew anything about Sex

  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,658
    I've never given a flag but you're pushing it GA
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,987
    StigThundercock said:

    School boy errors all round. Telly in the bedroom and if you're really a gentleman do her doggystyle and she can enjoy Jimmy Anderson's good length delivery as well.

    I don't see the pun in this one?
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,477
    guinnessaddick said:

    Rossman92 said:

    These would be funnier if I knew anything about Sex

    I'll go ahead and say this would all probably make a lot more sense if I knew anything about either
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,674
    edited May 2016
    Rossman92 said:

    I've never been given a shag but you're pushing it GA

    ;-)

  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,373
    Tinkle on the Oval-ries?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    Which one would you fast forward through and which one you you be warned for slow play?

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