Recorded test match highlights or sex.

iainment

AFKABartram said:

Ha ha, post drunk, face the consequences :-)

Happy to, just think this seams to be over.

SantaClaus

iainment said:

AFKABartram said:

Ha ha, post drunk, face the consequences :-)

Happy to, just think this seams to be over.

Surely we've still got the second innings.

1StevieG

Did she miss a full toss and take one in the box?

North Lower Neil

Did she take out your middle stump?

ricky_otto

Did you get the old Doosra in? And did you manage to deal with her bouncers?

newyorkaddick

When you couldn't see what you were doing, did she offer you the light?

newyorkaddick

If she's ever faced any West Indians she'll be used to a decent length

ForeverAddickted

Another great example of Quik Cricket

CharltonKerry

Was no ball called for overstepping the mark?

SantaClaus

Have you overcome her corridor of uncertainty?

thai malaysia addick

Did long on soon become long off?

happyvalley

Did you have a third man?

guinnessaddick

What do you do, when you come running in and you see she got pads on?

thai malaysia addick

When it's finished, did you shout "over"

guinnessaddick

Remember you are only out when the umpire's finger goes up.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Were you wafting your willow for a quickie and then shouldering arms when you received some wrist spin?

StigThundercock

School boy errors all round. Telly in the bedroom and if you're really a gentleman do her doggystyle and she can enjoy Jimmy Anderson's good length delivery as well.

Wheresmeticket

I prefer recorded sex highlights these days.

SDAddick

I've just learned a lot about Cricket

killerandflash

I can't make it through a 2 hour session without a drinks break half way through

Rossman92

These would be funnier if I knew anything about Cricket

guinnessaddick

Rossman92 said:

These would be funnier if I knew anything about Sex

Rossman92

I've never given a flag but you're pushing it GA

North Lower Neil

StigThundercock said:

School boy errors all round. Telly in the bedroom and if you're really a gentleman do her doggystyle and she can enjoy Jimmy Anderson's good length delivery as well.

I don't see the pun in this one?

SDAddick

guinnessaddick said:

Rossman92 said:

These would be funnier if I knew anything about Sex

I'll go ahead and say this would all probably make a lot more sense if I knew anything about either

SantaClaus

Rossman92 said:

I've never been given a shag but you're pushing it GA

;-)

cafctom

Tinkle on the Oval-ries?

guinnessaddick

Which one would you fast forward through and which one you you be warned for slow play?