Recorded test match highlights or sex.

guinnessaddick

Were you playing in the corridor of uncertainty?

Exiled_Addick

Did she make you sleep in the corridor of uncertainty?

1StevieG

@guinnessaddick and @Exiled_Addick on some sort of wavelength there.

thai malaysia addick

Did you win the toss?

Exiled_Addick

Did she send you back for just a single?

T_C_E

Out, caught behind..........

thai malaysia addick

Were you asked if it was a covered end or Jimmy Seed (which may be a sort of euphemism)?

EpsomAddick

Did you flash at one you shouldn't have?

McBobbin

Your attempt at the V ended up ended up playing on then?

SantaClaus

Have you pitched it up into her rough yet?

guinnessaddick

1StevieG said:

@guinnessaddick and @Exiled_Addick on some sort of wavelength there.

Looks like we were both down the same end of the wicket.

Just_Llera

TITS

happyvalley

69 for 2

thai malaysia addick

Or, have you just run out and feel stumped having handled the ball?

Mendonca In Asdas

Ok who has been handing out the crack?

CrayAddick

The greatest thread of all time...











Did you end up catching it deep on the boundary?

Atletico Addick

Bat just inside the crease in time, you're in.

Blackheathen

Time to lift the bails

iaitch

Did she manage to handle your googlies?

Alwaysneil

Ripped one right across the seam, hit the crack and came off the pitch quickly. Playing through the corridor of uncertainty, caught the outside edge and straight over the keeper's face guard for a bye.

AFKABartram

Was the bowler Holding the batsman Willey?

killerandflash

I bet you were devastated when your middle stump was removed

Off_it

That's the end of that partnership.

North Lower Neil

Were you on a pair?

North Lower Neil

guinnessaddick said:

Were you playing in the corridor of uncertainty?

That's more of a Thailand thing.

AFKABartram

How did she react to the unexpected chin music?

iainment

I think it must be stumps on this by now.
The analogies are getting more and more desperate.

AFKABartram

Ha ha, post drunk, face the consequences :-)

Off_it

So, was it a dot ball?

Off_it

Or did you enforce the follow on?