Things that will happen before we sign someone....

ValleyGary

Hell freezes over

Pokemon Go player has sex

Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser

Dazzler21

ValleyGary said:

Hell freezes over

Pokemon Go player has sex

Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser

I can confirm Mrs Palm and all 5 of her friends were deeply satisfied last night....

Raith_C_Chattonell

Donald Trump completes his Mexican wall.

DaveMehmet

ValleyGary said:

Hell freezes over

Pokemon Go player has sex

Adrian finds his Blackpool Hairdresser

You'll say no to a would ya.

seth plum

A pyramid made of diamond, 100 miles wide and 100 miles high will have a tiny Robin landing on it every 100 years to sharpen it's beak.
Once the diamond pyramid is worn away we will appoint a head of communications, when a further 100 diamond pyramids are worn away, we will make a player signing.

Smithy

Roland buying new shoes

Oh_Yoni_Boy

Smithy said:

Roland buying new shoes

I wonder how many managers his current pair of shoes have seen out.

Oh_Yoni_Boy

Simon Churchinho will score

pettgra

I will get a date with Kylie Minogue.

paulbaconsarnie

Sheffield United will come good.

Covered End

I'll swing for 'em, I tell yuh.

paulbaconsarnie

The training ground upgrade will be completed start.

AddicksAddict

A tower of Hanoi sixty rings high will be completed.

illichassavedit

South Eastern running trains on time...

North Lower Neil

Everyone decent and available will move elsewhere.

Sorry, is that too obvious an answer?

ricky_otto

Oh_Yoni_Boy said:

Simon Churchinho will score

No need to take the piss.

ricky_otto

My wife will manage to park in a car park without taking the car next to hers wing mirror clean off.

ricky_otto

The back hexagonal goal net will be hit by a Charlton player.

North Lower Neil

TCE will declare cats are the best.

ricky_otto

Derek's Coat will find a new home

ricky_otto

Paulies Nan will ditch her blue rinse

Macronate

A rumour will be posted on the Transfer Rumours thread.

Alwaysneil

ricky_otto said:

The back hexagonal goal net will be hit by a Charlton player.

After a ricochet off the advertising boards.

Alwaysneil

Hoardings

T_C_E

North Lower Neil said:

TCE will declare cats are the best.

Just for you Neil, my German Shepherd cat.

3blokes

Busted's much ridiculed assertion that in the year 3000 we all live underwater will be seen to have been uncannily accurate. And then they will parade new signings Mark Fish and "Killer" Whales.

Athletico Charlton

Colin will finally panic, throw in the towel and say how much he hates the regime.

twiggyaddick

I will have come up with 14000 songs about why we haven't signed anyone

Gumbo

@AFKABartram won't nick the whip
@Wss will drop the c bomb in his euro staff tweets

North Lower Neil

T.C.E said:

North Lower Neil said:

TCE will declare cats are the best.

Just for you Neil, my German Shepherd cat.

Is that a type of lion?

North Lower Neil

Danny Dyer will play Hamlet.