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  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    I'll fix that shelf in the bathroom
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    LouisMend said:

    I'll fix that shelf in the bathroom

    Got to have somewhere for your toenail varnish i suppose.
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    Karlan Ahearne-Grant will score a penalty.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    I'll get married!!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Australia, moving northwards at the rate of 7 cm a year, will bump into Papua New Guinea.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    There will be news of the club selling.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    Before we sign someone, we'll come up with every combination possible in a deck of cards.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Nicky Baily's penalty will return to earth.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I'll buy my next house and my fiancée will have our first child.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Satan will need amputation for his frostbitten extremities.
    HS2 will be running to time with predominantly full but not overcrowded carriages.
    The decision not to build anymore fucking runways at airports in already fully developed areas south and southwest of London will have been ratified.
    King William III and HRH George The Prince of Wales will have landed safely from their self-piloted trip to the topping out ceremony of their new holiday home on Mars.
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    I found a bunch of petunias growing from my arse crack this morning. Last time that happened we signed Phil Warman. Just our luck it will be Phil again, no disrespect to the legend but i reckon he's in his late sixties now...
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    Another 3 will be sold for an undisclosed fee.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    I will "like" one of @Leuth 's posts on a political thread.

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