Things that will happen before we sign someone....

ross1

KM will say, we did our best but could not get the signings over the line

SDAddick

Spelling Bee will become an Olympic Sport

Dave2l

Boris Johnson will single handedly defeat Isis

Daggs

pettgra said:

I will get a date with Kylie Minogue.

I'll get my second date with Kylie Minogue..................

GreenWithEnvy

Roger Johnson gets POTY three years in a row and gets inaugurated into the Charlton Hall of Fame.

newyorkaddick

Johnnie Jackson will anchor the GB 4x100 sprint relay team

Macronate

Charlton will beat Millwall.

Henry Irving

Macronate said:

Charlton will beat Millwall.

Now you are just being silly

North Lower Neil

Nathan will be allowed back.

eaststandmike

Henry Irving will believe something that is not on the OS

Bigbadbozman

Bengals to win a playoff game

ricky_otto

Russell Slade will bring out his own fitness DVD.

Alwaysneil

Katrien tells the truth to someone about something

iamdan

Wife will give out, oh things that will happen..

AFKABartram

Roland is the new pitch side announcer

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

A mysterious shipment of rubber will arrive at a UK port.
For several days after a strange sweating man in a sheepskin coat will be seen wandering around the Valley waving a wad

Fanny Fanackapan

Stephen Hawking is the next pitch side announcer

Addickted

Someone finds a Black cab that goes South of The River.

Chris_from_Sidcup

@cabbles will get a personal reply from Katrien to one of his countless letters

Alwaysneil

Colin will set up a cult along the lines of L Ron Hubbard.

AddickUpNorth

I'll go hunting for unicorns with @i_b_b_o_r_g and when we've bagged one we'll make steaks and sit naked round a campfire cooking them.

i_b_b_o_r_g

AddickUpNorth said:

I'll go hunting for unicorns with @i_b_b_o_r_g and when we've bagged one we'll make steaks and sit naked round a campfire cooking them.

Unicorns don't exist but am up for the rest pal

A-R-T-H-U-R

North Korea vote in a Nigel Farage/Michael Gove coalition government.

Boom

I'll probably shit myself in that time.

What's the timescale?

Boom

T.C.E said:

North Lower Neil said:

TCE will declare cats are the best.

Just for you Neil, my German Shepherd cat.

What a beauty!

rikofold

(Lights the blue touchpaper)

Brexit.

(runs)

AddickUpNorth

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

AddickUpNorth said:

I'll go hunting for unicorns with @i_b_b_o_r_g and when we've bagged one we'll make steaks and sit naked round a campfire cooking them.

Unicorns don't exist but am up for the rest pal

Neither does a coherent transfer policy.

See you by the fire big man, I'll bring my veggie sausage!

Baldybonce

Covered End said:

I'll swing for 'em, I tell yuh.

There's a swinging club in Sidcup if you want the details...

i_b_b_o_r_g

AddickUpNorth said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

AddickUpNorth said:

I'll go hunting for unicorns with @i_b_b_o_r_g and when we've bagged one we'll make steaks and sit naked round a campfire cooking them.

Unicorns don't exist but am up for the rest pal

Neither does a coherent transfer policy.

See you by the fire big man, I'll bring my veggie sausage!

I'll bring me chipolata and convert ya

Stig

rikofold said:

(Lights the blue touchpaper)

Brexit.

(runs)

Well, that seems quite an apt name for Article 50.