Gaffa , Boss, chief, Tavern Sir !! I have been acting as an undercover mole for the past few weeks and have discovered that the famous junk food posse " DONT LIKE IT UP EM!!"
1) Chopper Harris will refuse to leave the confines of the dressing room with out the correct amount of gentlemans pommade correctly applied - i have arranged for all local stockists to be closed on match day. 2) Have managed to blacken out Dave Storrys spare glasses- Will swap them over at the last minute. 3) As Hillsy's up has previously mentioned, he is off for a full massage etc before the game - have booked him in for the full back , sack and crack deal. Anyone that knows Mr Hill will confirm that this will take quite a while and so he should not be available until the last five minutes. 4) I have also arranged for Spuds right arm to be an extra in the new Dettol advert that will be filmed at exactly the same time as we kick off.
[cite]Posted By: Glass half empty[/cite]Gaffa , Boss, chief, Tavern Sir !!
I have been acting as an undercover mole for the past few weeks and have discovered that the famous junk food posse " DONT LIKE IT UP EM!!"
1) Chopper Harris will refuse to leave the confines of the dressing room with out the correct amount of gentlemans pommade correctly applied - i have arranged for all local stockists to be closed on match day.
2) Have managed to blacken out Dave Storrys spare glasses- Will swap them over at the last minute.
3) As Hillsy's up has previously mentioned, he is off for a full massage etc before the game - have booked him in for the full back , sack and crack deal. Anyone that knows Mr Hill will confirm that this will take quite a while and so he should not be available until the last five minutes.
4) I have also arranged for Spuds right arm to be an extra in the new Dettol advert that will be filmed at exactly the same time as we kick off.
Will update you with more info a bit later.
PATHETIC TILL I DIE!!!!!!!
Not scared are you Glass.....Can't wait for a corner!!
I'm not liking this pressure AFKA...I think a press conference tonight saying I might be out of action should be in order. Play some mind games with their gaffa and get them to let their guard down ;)
[cite]Posted By: cafcpolo[/cite]I'm not liking this pressure AFKA...I think a press conference tonight saying I might be out of action should be in order. Play some mind games with their gaffa and get them to let their guard down
As long as you don't do a Leaburn at Millwall and suddenly develop a 'dead leg'.....
there's pace all over our team, they won't know what's hit em !!!
[quote][cite]Posted By: cafcpolo[/cite]I'm not liking this pressure AFKA...I think a press conference tonight saying I might be out of action should be in order. Play some mind games with their gaffa and get them to let their guard down ;)[/quote]
Sounds a good idea,i think mind games are the order of the day. Is there a lucky dressing room ? (i'm guessing it will probably be the away one)
"also can we stand behind your goal and boo like you do lisbie? see how you like it? :-)"
I will have a pair of goal keeping poof poofs on. Lisbie gets £6 zillion a week and I am doing it for charidy - I do not expect to be booed but expect cheers everytime I show my prowess.
"I'll be with Carling then..! :-)"
Well Ketman. Working on the basis that you cant possibly be any worse than Carling, that plan seems to be scuppered.
In fact Sooz my money would be on Lisbie playing both games tomorrow and scoring zip all goals. If Lisbie fired a shot at my goal I wouldnt even bother diving - barn door and bazooka.
He would have to go lower than tomorrow to find his level
As Unathletic's number 12, I promise to do complete justice to young Lisbie's shirt. I'll be so bad, you'll struggle to notice the difference - apart from age, gender and skin colour, perhaps...
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They dont appear to be taking any notice of what you say.
No respect this bling bling mob.
and that goes for managers :-)
i've printed off the team sheet with formations will bring home tonight.
I have been acting as an undercover mole for the past few weeks and have discovered that the famous junk food posse " DONT LIKE IT UP EM!!"
1) Chopper Harris will refuse to leave the confines of the dressing room with out the correct amount of gentlemans pommade correctly applied - i have arranged for all local stockists to be closed on match day.
2) Have managed to blacken out Dave Storrys spare glasses- Will swap them over at the last minute.
3) As Hillsy's up has previously mentioned, he is off for a full massage etc before the game - have booked him in for the full back , sack and crack deal. Anyone that knows Mr Hill will confirm that this will take quite a while and so he should not be available until the last five minutes.
4) I have also arranged for Spuds right arm to be an extra in the new Dettol advert that will be filmed at exactly the same time as we kick off.
Will update you with more info a bit later.
PATHETIC TILL I DIE!!!!!!!
Not scared are you Glass.....Can't wait for a corner!!
With that defence in front of me I'll be drinking beer and reading Playboy
Leave off it will take him an age to get round me and Spud....Have you seen how wide we are?
What time are you getting there big fella?
As long as you don't do a Leaburn at Millwall and suddenly develop a 'dead leg'.....
there's pace all over our team, they won't know what's hit em !!!
Sounds a good idea,i think mind games are the order of the day. Is there a lucky dressing room ? (i'm guessing it will probably be the away one)
also can we stand behind your goal and boo like you do lisbie? see how you like it? :-)
I'll be with Carling then..! :-)
LOL....
I will have a pair of goal keeping poof poofs on. Lisbie gets £6 zillion a week and I am doing it for charidy - I do not expect to be booed but expect cheers everytime I show my prowess.
"I'll be with Carling then..! :-)"
Well Ketman. Working on the basis that you cant possibly be any worse than Carling, that plan seems to be scuppered.
Hillsy - RightHandBackward is a 6"7 ex-British amateur boxing heavyweight. And Polo is his best mate, so think before you kick :-)
He would have to go lower than tomorrow to find his level
Booooooooooooooooooooo
AFKA, a little bit less of the amateur, I did have 1 pro fight.....but I can't remember how much I paid her for the privilege :-D