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How old now is the person you had sex with first.

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  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    I said to Mrs GA on her 46th birthday, I never had sex with a 46 year old woman. Her answer was if you carry on like that, you never will.
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    I honestly can't remember. By which, I mean that I can remember I've had sex (I'm not that old) but I can't remember how old she was at the time and hence now. By which I mean that she was old enough. By which I mean old enough by law not just in my opinion.
  • SWEnglandAddickSWEnglandAddick
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Was his name Jimmy? :confused:
  • MacronateMacronate
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Did you used to work in a zoo?

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  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years?
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. blockquote>

    As long as ewe enjoyed it.

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  • Addick AddictAddick Addict
    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.

    Are you Welsh by any chance?
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    I went blind @ 15 so dont know...
  • AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    Addick Addict said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. She'd be 55 now and I wouldn't recognise her today for the life of me. I wish it had been a little bit more romantic with someone I held deep affection for but instead of losing it in a beautiful way I desperately and grubbily threw it away.

    Are you Welsh by any chance?


    They were Yorkshire sheep. They had the accent.

  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    guinnessaddick said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    The first lady I bumped uglies with was eleven years older than me. I think her name was Carol or it could have been Claire and we did the deed in a field being watched by sheep. blockquote>

    As long as ewe enjoyed it.

    Hope he rammed it home
  • wmcf123wmcf123
    bring back the RIP Peggy Mitchell thread
  • FiiishFiiish
    It was a French lass but they use the metric system so I'm not sure.
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    cafcdave123 said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    Wow that was pretty direct.
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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    edited February 2017
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  • dizzeedizzee
    edited February 2017
    I'm 25 she's now about 58.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    I'm 28 she's also 28.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    cafcdave123 said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is this why you took offence when someone made the "paedophiles are all remainers" comment?

    As you were once a paedo's play thing?
    He could have been 18 and she would have been 33.

    Is that really that bad? if it were the other way, I have no doubt people would be calling him a 'Lad' for it.
  • RaplhMilneRaplhMilne
    More interesting, how old is the latest person you had sex with !
  • CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years or human years?
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    iainment said:

    I'm 61. She's now 76.

    My word.

    Is that in cat years?
    Only a couple of hours late. Paw effort
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