This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
Brilliant, despite going on to marry and have children with your then Bird, you regret not cheering on her!
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
Ah, but did she have a cat though?
She was his cat...
That would explain the bit where she jumped on him for no reason
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
Ah, but did she have a cat though?
She was his cat...
That would explain the bit where she jumped on him for no reason
And she always used to go to the toilet in somebody else's garden.
This thread reminds me of when I started working in the city. I was in my early 20s and had just got with my girlfriend (who 18 years (and three kids)later is now my wife). There was a bird in the office (can't remember her name) who was about 35. We were out one evening and it was getting late and just the two of us were left in the pub. We left at closing time and were walking down near Ludgate Circus and she literally just jumped on me. She said she lived near Euston station and it would take ten minutes in a cab to get back to her place.
I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
The romance in this post brought a tear to my eye.
This is quite possibly the most laziest police investigation into historic underage sex ever. And so far all its proved is that one bloke has had sex with a cat.
This is quite possibly the most laziest police investigation into historic underage sex ever. And so far all its proved is that one bloke has had sex with a cat.
There's a pussy joke in here but I'm not witty enough to think of it, so can you all just LOL me on the basis that I pointed out the potential for humour?
This is quite possibly the most laziest police investigation into historic underage sex ever. And so far all its proved is that one bloke has had sex with a cat.
There's a pussy joke in here but I'm not witty enough to think of it, so can you all just LOL me on the basis that I pointed out the potential for humour?
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
I wonder if she still does it? Would help a few of us out in the "let's get stoned thread"
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
What is hand relief?
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words. Perhaps this lady has a cure.
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
What is hand relief?
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words.
Sadly my first passed away in 2001 , she was only 23 at the time of her death ! It was a tragic loss , I was still friends with her when she went way to soon! RIP Kelly!
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
What is hand relief?
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words. Perhaps this lady has a cure.
Did you misread the OP Elf's? The lads had to part with money....
25, now we've moved in with each other. Not the only person i've slept with and we spent a few years apart after the fact but no one's come close to her.
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
What is hand relief?
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words. Perhaps this lady has a cure.
I had tennis elbow a couple of years ago. I'm sure it was due to carrying heavy items with a straight arm.
Stop carrying heavy items or if you have to, ensure you keep your elbow bent.
Mine cleared up quickly once I did this, after nagging me for years.
About 65. She was in my year at secondary school & used to give lads hand relief for their dinner money. I have often wondered what became of her ( probably a millionaire ex prostitute ). And by the way I did go hungry a few times.
What is hand relief?
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words. Perhaps this lady has a cure.
I had tennis elbow a couple of years ago. I'm sure it was due to carrying heavy items with a straight arm.
Stop carrying heavy items or if you have to, ensure you keep your elbow bent.
Mine cleared up quickly once I did this, after nagging me for years.
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I'm not gonna lie.....I bottled it. I thought 35 was well old and didn't want things to be awkward at work afterwards.
I still regret that decision to this day. I'm pretty sure she was an absolute filthbag and I'd have probably had the ride of my life. Hindsight eh?
Internet high five brother!
Cheers x
At present I have tennis elbow and is sore beyond words. Perhaps this lady has a cure.
Stop carrying heavy items or if you have to, ensure you keep your elbow bent.
Mine cleared up quickly once I did this, after nagging me for years.