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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,849
    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    edited December 2018
    killerandflash said:

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    soapboxsam said:

    killerandflash said:

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480
    Another hopeless effort....sorry sbs.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    SuedeAdidas said:

    soapboxsam said:

    killerandflash said:

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,480
    soapboxsam said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    soapboxsam said:

    killerandflash said:

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
    Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    SoundAsa£ said:

    soapboxsam said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    soapboxsam said:

    killerandflash said:

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
    Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?

    Someone who like Traditional poetry on CL !

    I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner

    Just for you SoundAsa£.

    Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

    The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    Shit shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit shit shit


    At least it rhymes :smiley:
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679
    Solidgone said:

    Shit shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit shit shit


    At least it rhymes :smiley:

    Like shit does it.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    soapboxsam said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    Have you seen @Covered End when he's riled?
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,208
    Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
    Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

    Baldrick.
  • Airman Brown
    Airman Brown Posts: 15,734
    soapboxsam said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    This approach has been tried. He is fixed in his fantasy.
  • Leaburn Forever
    Leaburn Forever Posts: 351
    We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    soapboxsam said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,044
    golfaddick said:

    soapboxsam said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
    Particularly you mate, HNY!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,338
    Addickted said:

    soapboxsam said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    Have you seen @Covered End when he's riled?
    I think he's after more than 35k
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    Leaburn Forever said:

    We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team

    A hitman would do.
  • superclive98
    superclive98 Posts: 4,766
    LargeAddick said:

    Leaburn Forever said:

    We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team

    A hitman would do.
    Perhaps Justgiving is the way forward??
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
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  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    SuedeAdidas said:

    As Airman says, we have been here before, and surely the Aussies have been there before (the training ground). Is it a new lot or a bunch of agents picking over the squad?

    Let’s hope there are a few new well fed faces in the Directors box giving scarify a day out.
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    What a start to the new year that would be, but as been said, we have been there before. If it does happen let hope it’s soon enough to influence the transfer window.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,231
    SuedeAdidas said:

  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,766
    All eyes on the director’s box later then.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,231
    Callumcafc said:

    All eyes on the director’s box later then.

  • Airman Brown
    Airman Brown Posts: 15,734
    Callumcafc said:

    All eyes on the director’s box later then.

    I reckon they will have worked that one out by now.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    seth plum said:

    Just before each forum there is a a rumour isn't there?

    I reckon we should have worked this one out by now :wink:
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    seth plum said:

    Just before each forum there is a a rumour isn't there?

    And transfer window.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Note to Roland, my birthday is coming up soon and If you could sell within the next week that would be a great present. Cheers.
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