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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • CafcSCP said:

    Solidgone said:

    My tuppence worth of rumour and general make it up coz I’m bored is that Lord Bowyer is deliberately keeping Aribo out of the side in preparation for the January sales when Aribo is sold. The money from the sale will go towards paying the electric and the gas man.

    Happy New Year y’all.

    Didn’t they do something similar when shelvey got sold?
    Disappeared a few games before he left
    Lookman went missing just before Southend away dec 2016 think date was.
  • CafcSCP said:

    Solidgone said:

    My tuppence worth of rumour and general make it up coz I’m bored is that Lord Bowyer is deliberately keeping Aribo out of the side in preparation for the January sales when Aribo is sold. The money from the sale will go towards paying the electric and the gas man.

    Happy New Year y’all.

    Didn’t they do something similar when shelvey got sold?
    Disappeared a few games before he left
    Lookman went missing just before Southend away dec 2016 think date was.
    Yeah thats the one he missed prior to joining Everton; Morgan Fox did play on the 31st December in that match but joined Sheff Wed six days later
  • LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    Welcome to CL, Carol-Ann Duffy.

    If I may suggest an extra line CAD.

    With the fans given no hope of promotion
    they had a march with a coffin and made a commotion.

    That way you have 3 rhyming couplets even though it is still shit.

    Ten years as poet laureate has obviously taken its toll.
  • edited December 2018

    LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
  • LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
  • Another hopeless effort....sorry sbs.
  • LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
  • LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
    Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?

  • LTKapal said:

    There once was a man called Roland
    He had less fans than EU's Poland
    Katriens back he did rub, with his new club
    Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub
    With the fans given no hope of promotion

    How'd I do

    There once was a man called Roland
    Who signed a crap striker from Poland
    He's better than Yann
    Said no Charlton fan
    And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
    There once was a bad owner called Roland
    Who signed a poor striker from Poland
    He said, Pete's better than Yann,
    Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
    And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
    Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
    Is that you Pam Ayres?
    Roland has seven chips on each shoulder,
    Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
    He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
    and back to Belgium we must send.
    Not being xenophobic about his exit,
    But lets all vote for REXIT.
    Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?

    Someone who like Traditional poetry on CL !

    I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner

    Just for you SoundAsa£.

    Double, double, toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

    The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
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    At least it rhymes :smiley:
  • Solidgone said:

    Shit shit shit shit shit
    Shit shit shit shit
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    At least it rhymes :smiley:

    Like shit does it.
  • As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
  • As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    Have you seen @Covered End when he's riled?
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    Baldrick.
  • As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    This approach has been tried. He is fixed in his fantasy.
  • We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team
  • As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
  • As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
    Particularly you mate, HNY!
  • Addickted said:

    As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?

    Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.

    The Shitweasel Douchebag
    Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.

    Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
    Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.

    Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.

    If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.

    Have you seen @Covered End when he's riled?
    I think he's after more than 35k
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  • We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team

    A hitman would do.
  • We should just have a whip round and hire the A-Team

    A hitman would do.
    Perhaps Justgiving is the way forward??
  • What a start to the new year that would be, but as been said, we have been there before. If it does happen let hope it’s soon enough to influence the transfer window.
  • All eyes on the director’s box later then.
  • All eyes on the director’s box later then.

  • All eyes on the director’s box later then.

    I reckon they will have worked that one out by now.
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Roland Out Forever!