My tuppence worth of rumour and general make it up coz I’m bored is that Lord Bowyer is deliberately keeping Aribo out of the side in preparation for the January sales when Aribo is sold. The money from the sale will go towards paying the electric and the gas man.
Happy New Year y’all.
Didn’t they do something similar when shelvey got sold? Disappeared a few games before he left
Lookman went missing just before Southend away dec 2016 think date was.
My tuppence worth of rumour and general make it up coz I’m bored is that Lord Bowyer is deliberately keeping Aribo out of the side in preparation for the January sales when Aribo is sold. The money from the sale will go towards paying the electric and the gas man.
Happy New Year y’all.
Didn’t they do something similar when shelvey got sold? Disappeared a few games before he left
Lookman went missing just before Southend away dec 2016 think date was.
Yeah thats the one he missed prior to joining Everton; Morgan Fox did play on the 31st December in that match but joined Sheff Wed six days later
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
Welcome to CL, Carol-Ann Duffy.
If I may suggest an extra line CAD.
With the fans given no hope of promotion they had a march with a coffin and made a commotion.
That way you have 3 rhyming couplets even though it is still shit.
Ten years as poet laureate has obviously taken its toll.
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?
Someone who like Traditional poetry on CL !
I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner
Just for you SoundAsa£.
Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
This approach has been tried. He is fixed in his fantasy.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As Airman says, we have been here before, and surely the Aussies have been there before (the training ground). Is it a new lot or a bunch of agents picking over the squad?
Let’s hope there are a few new well fed faces in the Directors box giving scarify a day out.
What a start to the new year that would be, but as been said, we have been there before. If it does happen let hope it’s soon enough to influence the transfer window.
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If I may suggest an extra line CAD.
With the fans given no hope of promotion
they had a march with a coffin and made a commotion.
That way you have 3 rhyming couplets even though it is still shit.
Ten years as poet laureate has obviously taken its toll.
Who signed a crap striker from Poland
He's better than Yann
Said no Charlton fan
And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
Who signed a poor striker from Poland
He said, Pete's better than Yann,
Oh no he's not, shouted the fan,
And now because it's been 5 years of woe,
Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
and back to Belgium we must send.
Not being xenophobic about his exit,
But lets all vote for REXIT.
I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner
Just for you SoundAsa£.
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
At least it rhymes
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The
Shitweasel DouchebagMr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
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Baldrick.
Let’s hope there are a few new well fed faces in the Directors box giving scarify a day out.