Overcast but dry as a witches tit in gods own country.
Out of interest why is a witches tit dry?
Since a witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is, well, dry as a witch's tit.
Said to myself, "fuck Southeastern, I'm buying a bike." This is my second day of the 16km cycle each way to work from Greenwich to Great Portland Street.
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Stood oustide for 10 minutes
For anyone wondering my tshirt says
Football is my Religion
The Valley is my Church
Never been so pleased to see it.
House alarms are going off, dogs are barking and kids are whooping with joy.
Come on God, sort it out.
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noun
A pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. Not may people know that
God bring back that big ball of fire and bask this beautiful country in your glorious summery best
Bastard weather
There is now a puddle in my shoe.