- car drivers who don't use indicators; - Smokers who use the street as their ashtray. (Especially drivers who smoke and chuck their fag end out of the window. I so want to get out of my motor and chuck it back in at them). - People who smoke in the toilet cubicles at half time at The Valley. I swear I'm gonna chuck a pint of water over the top in the near future! - ignorant, selfish losers. - People who listen to jazz and 'soul' music. What's the point? It's shocking! - People who eat noisy food in the cinema. F*** off you greedy, glutinous t***s! - Managers who are in the position by virtue of experience or academia. Bull s***! Get yourselves out and learn how to manage 'people' properly as opposed to sucking up to your boss 24/7 at the expense of those who really matter. - People who live in Crawley! Why the f*** would you? It's terrible.
One is currently stood by the back door waiting for me to go so it can steal my cat's food. Normally they sit on the windowsill and peer into the house while I'm watching TV
They also disappear without a sound, then reappear again. I'm sure they are haunted.
My youngest daughter (3) waking up in the night, making her way onto the landing and waiting for me to go for a piss before screaming. She has wild really curly hair. Had I been going for a poo, I wouldn't have made it.
My little girl, when she was about 2-3, would sometimes sit there at dinner saying "In the loft. Old man. Old man in the loft." That made me uneasy.
Many years ago, we saw Joan Collins Fan Club (Julian Clary) at The Tramshed. One of his lines was that he'd had oral sex with every man on Eltham High Street.
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- car drivers who don't use indicators;
- Smokers who use the street as their ashtray. (Especially drivers who smoke and chuck their fag end out of the window. I so want to get out of my motor and chuck it back in at them).
- People who smoke in the toilet cubicles at half time at The Valley. I swear I'm gonna chuck a pint of water over the top in the near future! - ignorant, selfish losers.
- People who listen to jazz and 'soul' music. What's the point? It's shocking!
- People who eat noisy food in the cinema. F*** off you greedy, glutinous t***s!
- Managers who are in the position by virtue of experience or academia. Bull s***! Get yourselves out and learn how to manage 'people' properly as opposed to sucking up to your boss 24/7 at the expense of those who really matter.
- People who live in Crawley! Why the f*** would you? It's terrible.
No wonder my blood pressure is shot to bits!
They watch me.
One is currently stood by the back door waiting for me to go so it can steal my cat's food. Normally they sit on the windowsill and peer into the house while I'm watching TV
They also disappear without a sound, then reappear again. I'm sure they are haunted.
That made me uneasy.