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Has a spelling mistake ever pissed you off

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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Defense comes to mind.

    All well and good in the USA but in England the word is defence.

    The other one I remembered whilst writing is 'loose' when the correct word is 'lose' as in many of Charlton's results.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    LenGlover said:

    Defense comes to mind.

    All well and good in the USA but in England the word is defence.

    The other one I remembered whilst writing is 'loose' when the correct word is 'lose' as in many of Charlton's results.

    "These new shoes feel a bit lose" - shurely shome mishtake.
  • As an English teacher, reading spelling mistakes has become so normal for me that I think I sometimes forget how basic words are spelled and have to look them up.

    Not spelling errors, but other hilariously unintentional mistakes in writing have kept me entertained over the years. Particular favourites include replacing the war poet Siegfried Sassoon with Vidal Sassoon, and referring to Robert Browning being known for his 'dramatic monocles' rather than his dramatic monologues.
  • Lookman for me :wink:
  • Ventokele
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,016

    Ventokele

    Ventokele really boils my piss.

    Di Silva, Megennis, Megannis, Mevididi, Maviidididi etc etc.
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,154
    Redskin said:

    No...but there is always one pedantic buffoon who reminds me.

    That sounds like my cue...
    What grates with me in the OP is '...my dads name had been spelt wrong by the registrar.'
    Yes but the prick i am referring too posts on here and stalks me.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    I'm surprised noone has mentioned this.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,016
    edited February 2018
    People saying his instead of he's, when the meaning is he has.

    So it should be he's (as in he has) had a good game, yet untold people say "his had a good game".

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  • I drive past a garden centre 5 times a week. They have a blackboard advertising 'coinfers' at good prices. I'm no spelling expert or nazi but every day it makes my shit itch when I read it!
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Try working in customer services...
  • Addickted said:

    It's our duty to pull them up on the correct way the Queens English is written.

    You are not qualified to do so. The expression should be "The King's English", regardless of the gender of the reigning monarch.

    It is not supposed to suggest that the Queen owns the English language or has authority over how we spell words.

    The reference is to the King James Bible, which was the major influence in introducing uniform spelling of words in English. Even in Shakespeare's heyday, only a few years earlier, common words were spelled in numerous different ways as there was no commonly agreed reference. King James Bible changed all that.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    A shop I know which has a big board across the top of the shop with the word "equiptment"
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100

    My name is Anthony.
    NB That's Anthony spelt with a f*****g aitch.
    ( Note to the Americans and under 30's - you don't f*****g pronounce the aitch, it's silent)
    :smile:

    Are you an An-Tony or an Anth -ony?
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited February 2018
    Yes, when Fiiish Jr draws his favourite cartoon character and you're called into see the teacher to discuss the drawing.

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  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    I had a Hoseasons brochure many years ago...in the early days of personalised mail.....Had my Name on the address label, but the personalised letter inside started Dear C**T....wasnt impressed at the time, but saw the funny side later.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    edited February 2018
    image.
  • My booking reference for a flight once in Asia was FCKCNT. I was quite offended.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,412
    ross1 said:

    The word accommodation. The times I have seen it with either one c or one m. Even on hotel or B&B notice boards. Sorry, just my pet hate

    6:10 onwards....

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6vLp07ZePY

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  • Dazzler21 said:

    My name is actually Darrel so I see y's, l's, r's and n's dropping into my name or replacing other letters all the time.

    Do not disrespect someone by spelling their name incorrectly, it's rather upsetting.

    Have a Turkish mate called Cem (pronounced Gem). He put up on Facebook once an email exchange with a former HR assistant where he used to work where she'd magically started the email "Dear Cum".

    His response was very good from memory with just the right blend of indignation and despair that would have left the sender squirming for the remainder of the week.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    edited February 2018
    dicklickcea diclexsia
    diklexcia dysleckcea
    dislexcia dsyxeliac
    lexceiadys dyslexia
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846

    People saying his instead of he's, when the meaning is he has.

    So it should be he's (as in he has) had a good game, yet untold people say "his had a good game".

    So tell them, perhaps they'll stop then.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    Thank you Ross, brilliant video, at least I am not the only one
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,212

    My name is Anthony.
    NB That's Anthony spelt with a f*****g aitch.
    ( Note to the Americans and under 30's - you don't f*****g pronounce the aitch, it's silent)
    :smile:

    My name is Antony and not spelt with a aitch so don’t fucking include it when spelling my name or pronounce the aitch...it’s not fucking there for fuck sake!!!

    ....breath out....and relax...
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    Is that John with a H?

    Yes of course it is.

    If my name was spelled in some strange manner I would have mentioned it.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,629
    edited June 2023
    Of course we don’t regularly write letters these days so much of the polite conventions have dwindled away but I do remember for mischievous reasons often starting my letters to officialdom with 
    Dear Sir / Madman
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,172
    My local Morrisons - the aisle with the paper, envelopes, pens, pencils, etc. is marked as the Stationary aisle...to be honest they are all non-moving so correct in one way...but why can't a professional outfit get it right (it's Stationery)...!
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,982
    Yup