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Has a spelling mistake ever pissed you off

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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,683
    Of course we don’t regularly write letters these days so much of the polite conventions have dwindled away but I do remember for mischievous reasons often starting my letters to officialdom with 
    Dear Sir / Madman
    Why was you writing letters to Sandgaard.?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    I have an inexplicable on going problem with choosing the correct usage of the words bare, bear or bair.
    Gets me every time.😩
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,692
    I have an inexplicable on going problem with choosing the correct usage of the words bare, bear or bair.
    Gets me every time.😩
    What's bair when it's at home?
    Bare as in naked, bear as in the animal, bear as in carry. 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,358
    Was fucked off when my sexy milf boss sacked me!  One fucking letter...
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    Not a misspelling but my favourite website address was when Powergen set up their website for Italy - www.powergenitalia.com.
    don't forget the pen/pencil stationery shop whose website was penisland.com and the website listing agents for actors which was whorepresents.com 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    Swisdom said:
    As a bit of a spelling nazi who works with a load of very well educated engineers not a Day passes when I don’t want to punch someone for brutalising our language
    You’ve just outed yourself, presumably you’re one of CL’s Gramar Police?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,801
    Anyone else had a simple spelling mistake make them mad?
    It’s very rare for a spelling not to piss me off. 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    edited June 2023
    limeygent said:
    I was working on my genealogy a while back, and after going back a few generations successfully found out that my surname could be spelled about six different ways. Apparently during the time when not everybody could read and write, the census takers spelled peoples names the way they thought they should. My genealogy research has been very challenging as a result.
    Is it Slimy Gent?
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,187
    Two give me the pip, Brake with regards to vehicle being spelt Break, and Great as in Great Britain being spelt Grate

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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,801
    As a bit of a spelling nazi who works with a load of very well educated engineers not a Day passes when I don’t want to punch someone for brutalising our language
    Do they punch you back for unnecessary capital letters and missing full stops?
    And a good kicking for the missing comma?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    Darrel being spelled Daryl or Darryl or Darel
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    Daryl or Darryl or Darel being spelled Darrel
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    Spelled being spelled as spelt 

    spelt being spelt as spelled 


  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    MrOneLung said:
    Not a misspelling but my favourite website address was when Powergen set up their website for Italy - www.powergenitalia.com.
    don't forget the pen/pencil stationery shop whose website was penisland.com and the website listing agents for actors which was whorepresents.com 
    If I recall correctly, it was the tourist information site for Pen Island, not a stationary shop
  • Starinnaddick
    Starinnaddick Posts: 4,345
    Lack of proper punctuation pisses me off. 
  • redman
    redman Posts: 5,286
    Of course we don’t regularly write letters these days so much of the polite conventions have dwindled away but I do remember for mischievous reasons often starting my letters to officialdom with 
    Dear Sir / Madman
    sir/madam always used to be the write way of course. I honestly don't know what would be the correct way for a formal letter!
  • Pissed off? I suppose so.


  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    The various wrong spelling of the word accommodation, always annoys me
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    It didn't piss me off but it made me laugh. A supervisor's appraisal of a junior member of staff: "his speeling is not very good".

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  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    Oops

  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,293
    Who can forget when Susan Boyle had a party for her upcoming album release, and the hashtag on Twitter they went with was 

    #Susanalbumparty
  • I had a manager in Thailand who used to give cheques every week to staff. She used to send me an email each week before issuing the cheques which read, “Tomorrow I will sing the cheques. The total is xxxxx”. 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,092
    Dazzler21 said:
    My name is actually Darrel so I see y's, l's, r's and n's dropping into my name or replacing other letters all the time. Do not disrespect someone by spelling their name incorrectly, it's rather upsetting.
    I blame your parents, with all due respect.
  • R0TW
    R0TW Posts: 1,679
    edited July 2023
    When people spell shite, when they mean shit.
    Wet spam instead of West Ham.
    Both examples make the writer come across as childish.

    However, a good sketch of cock and balls where you least expect to find it, is not childish, but very humorous 
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,649
    New micropub coming to Mottingham 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Used to be a chippy in Penge that advertised Fish, Chips and Burger's.
  • Dazzler21 said:
    Darrel being spelled Daryl or Darryl or Darel
    To be fair i'd say that Daryl and Darryl are both far more common than Darrel.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up.
    Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences.
    You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.

    ”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”

    I blurted out.
     
    “I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”




     
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    What play was it? Debbie Does Dallas?