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Has a spelling mistake ever pissed you off
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I knew of a place in Thailand called 'Just Pizza'. There was a sign on the window saying 'now selling burgers'.iaitch said:Used to be a chippy in Penge that advertised Fish, Chips and Burger's.1 -
Not a spelling mistake but an iPhone auto-correct
Following a text row with the missus, it turned my ARE YOU OK? text into ARE YOU ON ?
That was helpful....5 -
I had a girlfriend who acted, her best mistake was, instead of “Blackfriars Bridge in a fog“, “Blackfriars fridge in a bog“.SoundAsa£ said:Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up.
Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences.
You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
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no, but the thread title not having a question mark is really getting to me.7
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Due to being on the Autistic spectrum I actually genuinely do find bad grammar and punctuation to be truly upsetting.
I know that it's on me to deal with it and mistakes are going to happen but I do get inordinately annoyed on occasion.
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People saying that they 'brought' something when they actually bought it4
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Get him @CafcWesttangoflash said:
If I recall correctly, it was the tourist information site for Pen Island, not a stationary shopMrOneLung said:
don't forget the pen/pencil stationery shop whose website was penisland.com and the website listing agents for actors which was whorepresents.comthai malaysia addick said:Not a misspelling but my favourite website address was when Powergen set up their website for Italy - www.powergenitalia.com.1 -
Not a spelling mistake, but I remember a kebab store in Lewisham where they had a poster for onion rings in the window. There was a white circle in the middle of the poster to write the price and it already had the word ‘Only’ printed, so it would say ‘Only £1’ or whatever the price was.
Instead the owner has written how many onion rings you got - ‘Only 4’.1 -
Heard that joke 50 years ago...SoundAsa£ said:Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up.
Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences.
You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
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It was quite possibly me who told it.😀Masterbrew said:
Heard that joke 50 years ago...SoundAsa£ said:Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up.
Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences.
You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
Anyway…..I have 7 LOL’s, so that’s 7 people who I gave a bit of a laugh to, I’m happy with that and it’s a nice way to brighten up my day a little bit.
Incidentally, does the fact the joke is 50 years old make it any less funny……I think not, some jokes are timeless.😖2 -
I think you’re misinterpreting his comment. He’s not having a go at you, he’s bemoaning how old he is.SoundAsa£ said:
It was quite possibly me who told it.😀Masterbrew said:
Heard that joke 50 years ago...SoundAsa£ said:Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up.
Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences.
You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
Anyway…..I have 7 LOL’s, so that’s 7 people who I gave a bit of a laugh to, I’m happy with that and it’s a nice way to brighten up my day a little bit.
Incidentally, does the fact the joke is 50 years old make it any less funny……I think not, some jokes are timeless.😖1 -
All smelling pistakes upset me all the thyme
Its only iggerance and lazyness what means people right stuff down all wrong and that
Their getting it wrong exposes they're failing to care or comprehend0 -
Can you be more pacific?4
