Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up. Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences. You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
I had a girlfriend who acted, her best mistake was, instead of “Blackfriars Bridge in a fog“, “Blackfriars fridge in a bog“.
Not a spelling mistake, but I remember a kebab store in Lewisham where they had a poster for onion rings in the window. There was a white circle in the middle of the poster to write the price and it already had the word ‘Only’ printed, so it would say ‘Only £1’ or whatever the price was. Instead the owner has written how many onion rings you got - ‘Only 4’.
Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up. Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences. You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up. Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences. You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
Heard that joke 50 years ago...
It was quite possibly me who told it.😀 Anyway…..I have 7 LOL’s, so that’s 7 people who I gave a bit of a laugh to, I’m happy with that and it’s a nice way to brighten up my day a little bit. Incidentally, does the fact the joke is 50 years old make it any less funny……I think not, some jokes are timeless.😖
Not a spelling mistake but getting words mixed up. Many years back I was given a very small one line speaking part in a school play, with disastrous consequences. You must remember I was a somewhat nervous twelve year old at the time.
”I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.”
I blurted out.
“I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
Heard that joke 50 years ago...
It was quite possibly me who told it.😀 Anyway…..I have 7 LOL’s, so that’s 7 people who I gave a bit of a laugh to, I’m happy with that and it’s a nice way to brighten up my day a little bit. Incidentally, does the fact the joke is 50 years old make it any less funny……I think not, some jokes are timeless.😖
I think you’re misinterpreting his comment. He’s not having a go at you, he’s bemoaning how old he is.
All smelling pistakes upset me all the thyme Its only iggerance and lazyness what means people right stuff down all wrong and that Their getting it wrong exposes they're failing to care or comprehend
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Following a text row with the missus, it turned my ARE YOU OK? text into ARE YOU ON ?
That was helpful....
I know that it's on me to deal with it and mistakes are going to happen but I do get inordinately annoyed on occasion.
Instead the owner has written how many onion rings you got - ‘Only 4’.
Anyway…..I have 7 LOL’s, so that’s 7 people who I gave a bit of a laugh to, I’m happy with that and it’s a nice way to brighten up my day a little bit.
Incidentally, does the fact the joke is 50 years old make it any less funny……I think not, some jokes are timeless.😖
Its only iggerance and lazyness what means people right stuff down all wrong and that
Their getting it wrong exposes they're failing to care or comprehend