The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.
You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.
You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
Every time i see that I think how stupid it is.
You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home
It's the bloke at the till that really rubs me up the wrong way. He does this kind of nodding dog thing after every sentence. Melt.
Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"
Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum
Never seen a dentist that looks like hers either, If I had I might still have more than old stumpy left.
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
Yeah, I’m indoors what do you want? Checkout No. 3 please!
Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"
Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
I think the same bloke is equally annoying in the awful Trivento wine advert where half a dozen ponces are sitting round a table trying to top-trump each other with their amazing, bullshit life experiences.
Oral B ad with woman who says "I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste!"
Yeah so she knows who Oral B are but didn't know that a company that specialises in oral hygiene would make toothpaste. In her defence she does have a nice bum
Never seen a dentist that looks like hers either, If I had I might still have more than old stumpy left.
Guy- Hi Can I have a coke please Women-With sugar or without Guy-Either I just leave coke
Shut up you stupid tool
There’s something vaguely menacing about the newest Coke adverts. Like they’ve gone so basic that they must have some sort of genius mind programming thing going on.
There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”
Guy- Hi Can I have a coke please Women-With sugar or without Guy-Either I just leave coke
Shut up you stupid tool
There’s something vaguely menacing about the newest Coke adverts. Like they’ve gone so basic that they must have some sort of genius mind programming thing going on.
There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”
Guy- Hi Can I have a coke please Women-With sugar or without Guy-Either I just leave coke
Shut up you stupid tool
There’s something vaguely menacing about the newest Coke adverts. Like they’ve gone so basic that they must have some sort of genius mind programming thing going on.
There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”
I find I get more annoyed than at any time in my life now by adverts. The ones on talk sport and lbc tear into my soul and ensure I learn my lesson and switch that shit off
The bingo website adverts, betting sites, the fucking postcode lottery. The actual lottery or lotto whatever profiteering dick monkies at Camelot have rebranded it as
The tui advert is a great shout too.
Most of all. The bank advertisements specifically the TSB one and their shitty annoying muzak/jingle
I quite like the Jenny Eclair one with the vagisan about vaginal dryness as it shows whilst there isn't much I won't do for overtime, I'm confident I will never be the voice of a cream to moisturise fannies
We record all the programmes we want to watch on ITV & watch them a little later fast forwarding the adverts.
This. It’s 2019. You can completey avoid adverts if you like. I agree there are some awful ones out there but there’s no reason for you to watch them unless you have a desperate need to watch everything live.
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.
Unlike the 3 thugs that broke into my mum's home at 3pm yesterday. Just jemmied the front door while she was watching tv. She is almost 90 so they did not care but pushed passed her. She hit them with her cane despite them flashing their 12 inch screw drivers at her.
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.
Unlike the 3 thugs that broke into my mum's home at 3pm yesterday. Just jemmied the front door while she was watching tv. She is almost 90 so they did not care but pushed passed her. She hit them with her cane despite them flashing their 12 inch screw drivers at her.
Fucking hell, sorry to hear that mate, hope she’s ok?
The twat who answers his doorbell to a burglar whilst at the supermarket checkout on his mobile phone is a Sap of the highest order. Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
A very incompetent and stupid thief rings a bell with a camera on it but it’s quite common to make sure nobody is at home by knocking or kicking on the door.
Unlike the 3 thugs that broke into my mum's home at 3pm yesterday. Just jemmied the front door while she was watching tv. She is almost 90 so they did not care but pushed passed her. She hit them with her cane despite them flashing their 12 inch screw drivers at her.
Absolute pond life. Just a shame we live somewhere with such pathetic punishments. Hope she isn't too badly affected by it.
She was shaken up but ok. Second time in 2 months. First time she was asleep in bed. They caught those guys but probably out on bail so may have come again. She lives in Blackheath but unfortunately I am 200 miles away. Feel sick.
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Of course. All burglars ring the doorbell before robbing you blind.
You get 2 or 3 robbers 1 rings the doorbell, sees the owners are not at home because they answered through their phone, he then goes to the pub to get an alibi whilst the other 1 or 2 rob the empty home
Got it all planned out haven’t you Moriarty.
Women-With sugar or without
Guy-Either I just leave coke
Shut up you stupid tool
Glad people are finally agreeing.
There’s one where they basically say “some stuff is bad for you. But forget it. Buy Coke.”
The bingo website adverts, betting sites, the fucking postcode lottery. The actual lottery or lotto whatever profiteering dick monkies at Camelot have rebranded it as
The tui advert is a great shout too.
Most of all. The bank advertisements specifically the TSB one and their shitty annoying muzak/jingle
I quite like the Jenny Eclair one with the vagisan about vaginal dryness as it shows whilst there isn't much I won't do for overtime, I'm confident I will never be the voice of a cream to moisturise fannies
Hope she isn't too badly affected by it.