My friend had a tom popping in through his cat flap after his cats and was spraying up the place. One night he came down for a glass of water and saw the cat sleeping on the back of his settee. He removed his slipper, charged the cat whilst shouting at the top of his voice. He delivered a blow sending the cat to the other side of the room.
Surprised it did not then run off, he switched on the light.
Staring it him with puzzled eyes was his sons girlfriend, who then got up and retrieved her wig. By then the whole household was awake and able to enjoy his embarrassment.
Best "think on my feet excuse for sneaking down to try one's luck with son's girlfriend" ever.
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Well played to "my friend"
:-)