deffo put some obviously suggestive music on when they do, so they can hear, and see if they get the hint, of course there are some risks to this..
Alternatively, if you're feeling cruel, put on stuff that has a much higher than usual tempo ("Hey Ya" by OutKast maybe) or messes around with time signatures (several of the tracks on "Take Five" by Dave Brubeck, but I appreciate that jazz isn't everyone's cup of tea). If they're the kind of people that tend to synchronise with the music they're listening to, then they'll wear themselves out pretty quickly or keep on losing their rhythm. This also has the advantage that you have plausible deniability about it being a "we can hear you shagging" playlist, and is less likely to feed an exhibitionist tendencies they might have.
Or say/do nothing & drill a glory hole in the wall ;-)
deffo put some obviously suggestive music on when they do, so they can hear, and see if they get the hint, of course there are some risks to this..
Alternatively, if you're feeling cruel, put on stuff that has a much higher than usual tempo ("Hey Ya" by OutKast maybe) or messes around with time signatures (several of the tracks on "Take Five" by Dave Brubeck, but I appreciate that jazz isn't everyone's cup of tea). If they're the kind of people that tend to synchronise with the music they're listening to, then they'll wear themselves out pretty quickly or keep on losing their rhythm. This also has the advantage that you have plausible deniability about it being a "we can hear you shagging" playlist, and is less likely to feed an exhibitionist tendencies they might have.
I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.
I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.
Pretty Paedophile by The Snivelling Shits has to be a contender!
I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.
I think what we’re looking for here, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst possible song to shag along to. I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could? well apart from Lassie maybe ) and open the floor now to other contenders.
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They don't go for long but they go loud. All done in 5 or so minutes every night at 10pm.
I’ll chip in first with ‘Old Shep’, ( surely no one could?