Not a good look for Tommy. I don't imagine any club would like seeing him slag off his former colleagues and lay claim to this player and that player. I suppose he does it because he knows there are no clubs who would offer him a job anyway.
Please pretend to ask him to apply for a job at Stoke so we can all laugh at his CV lies.
Hmm - that would be fun
Unfortunately it would also be a breach of GDPR if any personal data on his CV was shared without a legitimate interest. Which is a bugger, otherwise .....
Firstly, I
don’t think anyone regards Tom Eaves as a striker, more a forward with a job
other than just putting the ball in the net.
Next,
why look at conversion rates, he has scored 7 goals for Hull this season, if he was at
Charlton that would make him our second top scorer.
Next
thing, how does a 9.1% conversion rate compare to other / average / best
forwards in the division? In 2017/18 Harry Kane had a 15.7% conversion rate (and he was Spurs' penalty taker) and Ronaldo at Real Madrid had a 14.6% conversion rate. And while we're comparing, how much is he earning compared to the best strikers in the league with a marginally better strike rate?
Also,
how many assists, tackles, defensive headers, etc has he had? How many months has he missed through injury?
Finally,
I would rather have a forward with a 9.1% conversion rate than no forwards at all with
no conversion rate. 9.1% is better than 0%.
And Duchatalet gave him a job based on his analytical skills
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Dear Tommy
How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways....
Now where would Koc, Reza, Thuram, etc, etc rank on the charts of success?
It'll hurt more.
Please pretend to ask him to apply for a job at Stoke so we can all laugh at his CV lies.
Thomas Driesen, a shitstain on the history of Charlton Athletic.
Unfortunately it would also be a breach of GDPR if any personal data on his CV was shared without a legitimate interest. Which is a bugger, otherwise .....
So Many things wrong with this.
Firstly, I don’t think anyone regards Tom Eaves as a striker, more a forward with a job other than just putting the ball in the net.
Next, why look at conversion rates, he has scored 7 goals for Hull this season, if he was at Charlton that would make him our second top scorer.
Next thing, how does a 9.1% conversion rate compare to other / average / best forwards in the division? In 2017/18 Harry Kane had a 15.7% conversion rate (and he was Spurs' penalty taker) and Ronaldo at Real Madrid had a 14.6% conversion rate. And while we're comparing, how much is he earning compared to the best strikers in the league with a marginally better strike rate?
Also, how many assists, tackles, defensive headers, etc has he had? How many months has he missed through injury?
Finally, I would rather have a forward with a 9.1% conversion rate than no forwards at all with no conversion rate. 9.1% is better than 0%.
And Duchatalet gave him a job based on his analytical skills