Hair?

blackpool72

iaitch said:

Is she going to hold you between her knees?

Only if he's cutting hair 

ricky_otto

Unfortunately my hair hasn’t grown at all. 

jonseventyfive

Hair is as bad as my Lloyds shares, some body once said they'd come good as well. 

JohnfromNorfolk

I'm beginning to look like a aging hippie.

JohnfromNorfolk

Hair soon be down to my shoulder, wife reluctant to give it a trim.

soapy_jones

Decided to get my eldest to No3 it again all over.  Got a six week beard though now, and gonna leave that as a challenge to see it she can merge it in without making a ricket...

Got to challenge her bless her!

stop_shouting

The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱

stop_shouting

stop_shouting

Elthamaddick

just go No 1 all over mate, that's what I did yesterday

Covered End

stop_shouting said:

The front is good, but she needs to sort out your furry neck

stop_shouting

Covered End said:

stop_shouting said:

The front is good, but she needs to sort out your furry neck

😂 the battery on the  clippers ran out so she’s sorted it out now! I had no idea I had such a hairy neck!

killerandflash

stop_shouting said:

The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱

The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...

stop_shouting

killerandflash said:

stop_shouting said:

The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱

The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...

Yeah never been the best at taking a selfie mate!

Lincsaddick

very strange .. the longer my hair gets , the larger my bald spot becomes .. and NO, I am not going for the B Charlton comb over look 

Boom

killerandflash said:

stop_shouting said:

The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱

The expression on your face suggests she inserted the clippers somewhere painful...

He wishes

Off_it

stop_shouting said:

The wife done mine with the worse pair of clippers know to man. Bearing in mind she’s never done anything like this (so she says), she ain’t done a bad job. Had to pull her about the back tho 😱

Alan Pardew's let himself go.

Alwaysneil

Dazzler21 said:

Before:

After the Mrs got the scissors out.

Beard looking patchy as hell.

Hair looks good, beard needs some tic 

IdleHans

ElfsborgAddick said:

I'm approaching this period again, fast!

Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Rothko

So I bit the bullet, found a decent set of clippers which had 36mm long combs, and had a go, and haven't made a mess, find out in two weeks once it grows out a bit 

AFKABartram

Come onto this thread to say that's it,  i can't take any more, going to let the wife do her best with the clippers.

Just seen @stop_shouting pics and have sounded the abandon ship horn!!

Rothko

DIY clipper job

Addick Addict

I used clippers last week and now have the shortest hair for over 50 years. I would post a picture but the need to respect those too young to watch X rated movies prevents me from doing so!

KBslittlesis

Rothko said:

DIY clipper job

You’re like a fine wine 😘😘
Hope you & your beautiful family are staying safe 🙏🏻❤️

clb74

Im thinking about letting the wife have a go

carly burn

All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.

IdleHans

carly burn said:

All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.

We've never met, but that's just how I imagined you. Spooky!

soapy_jones

IdleHans said:

carly burn said:

All in all I've been quite impressed with the wife's efforts.

We've never met, but that's just how I imagined you. Spooky!

You ain't in a Slade tribute band are you?

IdleHans

Courtesy of Little Miss Idle and some cheap clippers from China. I've had worse chops than this.

AFKABartram

clb74 said:

Im thinking about letting the wife have a go

How could she resist!!