Mine normally start on Christmas Eve. Just as my annual two week diet of cheese, twiglets and booze starts. This year it started a little earlier, possibly June.
I’m currently living on the bog , in between eating copious amounts of Cadbury’s and chocolate digestives , with the odd bit of sleep thrown in , I’m disgusting
The only plus point of Christmas is I won’t have my Dad round on Boxing Day ( day after If we could have gone to the Valley). He’s a bloody nightmare after sprouts and stuffing on Christmas Day. I swear my sister gives him extra as she knows the side effects.
The only warning you get is him sniggering like a teenager.
All that rich food we indulge in over Christmas carries a price tag and the man must be paid in full
I have begun my period of abstinence from eating anything hot or too exotic so my colon can handle whatever I give it to deal with on Christmas day and will not let me down until new years eve when I will probably shit myself as big Ben chimes
@oohaahmortimer God speed my friend, I know you pay the price everyday I hope Christmas day itself isn't too loose and your body gives you a window of peace before the inevitable heavy metal onslaught and mayhem
All that rich food we indulge in over Christmas carries a price tag and the man must be paid in full
I have begun my period of abstinence from eating anything hot or too exotic so my colon can handle whatever I give it to deal with on Christmas day and will not let me down until new years eve when I will probably shit myself as big Ben chimes
@oohaahmortimer God speed my friend, I know you pay the price everyday I hope Christmas day itself isn't too loose and your body gives you a window of peace before the inevitable heavy metal onslaught and mayhem
I always have a bowl of bran or porridge and a few satsumas for Christmas Day breakfast to try and combat the onslaught of stodge for the rest of the day.
I’m currently living on the bog , in between eating copious amounts of Cadbury’s and chocolate digestives , with the odd bit of sleep thrown in , I’m disgusting
I’m currently living on the bog , in between eating copious amounts of Cadbury’s and chocolate digestives , with the odd bit of sleep thrown in , I’m disgusting
Obviously you know that chocolate is bad for IBS?
Yep , I did a year off 3 years ago and 6 months off I think start of this year.
It helps but not massively , my constitutional action is mainly mush whatever the diet
I’m currently living on the bog , in between eating copious amounts of Cadbury’s and chocolate digestives , with the odd bit of sleep thrown in , I’m disgusting
Obviously you know that chocolate is bad for IBS?
Yep , I did a year off 3 years ago and 6 months off I think start of this year.
It helps but not massively , my constitutional action is mainly mush whatever the diet
I have ulcerative colitis so I understand. I was having a bit of a recent flare up and decided it may be a combination of too much caffeine, wheat, chocolate and alcohol, so reduced the intake and am much improved.
I always get an attack of the chalfonts at Christmas
Nasty business
A mate of mine suffers with what he calls IDS (itchy dirtbox syndrome) which is brought on by grapes of wrath. Says the only cure is the anusol or some pretty innovative sounding tablets that go into said dirtbox and work their magic
Seriously. Does anyone know more about any other person’s bowel movements than they do about OohAahs? Every time he tells us he’s on the loo reading... too much thinking of his gold plated shite in his palatial Essex barn conversion. Stop!! We don’t want to know you don’t have solids. Please. 😊
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Is that the collective name for when all of Mr Hankeys family get together
back on ffs
the marks I get on arse and backs of legs a joke
I have begun my period of abstinence from eating anything hot or too exotic so my colon can handle whatever I give it to deal with on Christmas day and will not let me down until new years eve when I will probably shit myself as big Ben chimes
@oohaahmortimer God speed my friend, I know you pay the price everyday I hope Christmas day itself isn't too loose and your body gives you a window of peace before the inevitable heavy metal onslaught and mayhem
Forget the bog brush, go back to using paper. Best thing I ever did.
But haho I'll give it a try.
It helps but not massively , my constitutional action is mainly mush whatever the diet
I was having a bit of a recent flare up and decided it may be a combination of too much caffeine, wheat, chocolate and alcohol, so reduced the intake and am much improved.
A mate of mine suffers with what he calls IDS (itchy dirtbox syndrome) which is brought on by grapes of wrath. Says the only cure is the anusol or some pretty innovative sounding tablets that go into said dirtbox and work their magic