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Rumours Rumours - Summer 2021 edition (Deadline Day from p814)

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  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
    I drive a BMW and I’m hung like a baboon.
  • BMW - love my 340i, and rear wheel drive helps getting round corners quicker
  • Dazzler21 said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
    I drive a BMW and I’m hung like a baboon.
    Must be awkward having a 25kg primate shaped phallus hanging between your legs.
    Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
  • T_C_E said:
    cabbles said:
    JFK was traveling in a BMW the day he was shot. 
    Fecking shot, I read it was his ACL 🤷‍♂️
    His ACL is certainly shot.
  • edited June 2021
    CH4RLTON said:
    I have absolutely nothing to back this up with but just have a strange feeling theres going to be a bit of activity on here today.
    Yeah, but it will be mainly fish puns & discussions over who really shot JFK.
    JFK has been shot ? I bet it weas Watson
    According to Addick1956, JFK’s in the treatment room, JFC’s been shot, and Ruby’s bollox are on trial for shooting LHO. 
  • edited June 2021
    All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
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  • All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
    Now we are sucking diesel 
  • Scoham said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.
    Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
    Apart from that I agree with you.
    Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?
    They were still flogging g rear wheel drive cars until a little while ago. Why ?  Nobody else does now. 
    Jaguar, Mercedes-Benz, Porsche,  Mazda, Ford, Ferrari, Maserati, Alfa Romeo, Lambourghini, Chevrolet....... even the Ford Lincoln that JFC done his ACL in.

    Oh, and most commercial vehicles.

    Apart from that you're spot on once again.
  • All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
    Adding drive to our midfield will steer us towards automatic promotion.
  • Scoham said:
    All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
    Adding drive to our midfield will steer us towards automatic promotion.
    Depends what we can afFORD with Gallens strict budget
  • Scoham said:
    All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
    Adding drive to our midfield will steer us towards automatic promotion.
    Depends what we can afFORD with Gallens strict budget
    Very true, this rumours thread could really do with a jumpstart…
  • Scoham said:
    All this chat about BMW’s does get me thinking we could do with signing a quality youngish midfielder with a good engine.
    Adding drive to our midfield will steer us towards automatic promotion.
    Depends what we can afFORD with Gallens strict budget
    Hopefully some wheely good players.
  • Addickted said:
    Scoham said:
    It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    I've driven BMW's for about 15 years.
    Never been broken into, never been stolen, no one has cut me up or tried to race me or threaten me, light touch steering, beautiful clutch, never had anything go wrong ever.
    Apart from that I agree with you.
    Maybe just me but I’ve found traffic lights always turn green as BMW and Mercedes drivers approach - how many years since you last had stop at a red light?
    They were still flogging g rear wheel drive cars until a little while ago. Why ?  Nobody else does now. 
    Jaguar, Mercedes-Benz, Porsche,  Mazda, Ford, Ferrari, Maserati, Alfa Romeo, Lambourghini, Chevrolet....... even the Ford Lincoln that JFC done his ACL in.

    Oh, and most commercial vehicles.

    Apart from that you're spot on once again.
     
     Apart from an awful American car most of those are sports cars . Not exactly high on most peoples agendas.  Maybe a classic car but force everyday use ?

    I can't  remember a Ford Europe rear wheel drive since the Ford Escort Mk 2. 

    BMW are the main rear wheel drive manufacturer or were recently. Your list looks big but isn't compelling when you consider  the models produced. 
    Meanwhile, back to the Rumours ! 

    It's def been a while but I can honestly say, this is now seriously getting on my t*ts ! 
    Sorry Fanny, my fault for encouraging him.
  • It takes a special sort of person to criticise other people’s grammar!  That person you are criticising may have learning difficulties, have dyslexia or just may not have had a good education because of circumstances!  Sometimes it doesn’t take a lot to push someone over the edge & this is a form of humiliation & bullying. Not nice so be kind! 
    The person we had at school,  our English teacher, thought we all had learning difficulties. The strange thing was we all passed English Language GCE with good grades , all 32 of us.

    He told us it was a miracle and he (an active Socialist and devout Atheist said he was adopting religion. 
    It just really pisses me!  Maybe these people have a small penis & feel the need to make themselves feel important!  😜
    It’s a well known fact that these people also drive BMW’s. 
     You couldn't  pay me to drive a BMW !  Actually not quite true. I had one as a company car.  Awful cars really.  They attract thieves and loonies who hate BMW owners.  

    First day I had it it was broken into at Charlton. Up until 1 am while it was repaired so I could drive to Gateick to go to Brussels for a meeting.

    Invariably other drivers cut you up or try to race you. Or even threaten you. 

    Horrible rear wheel drive cars with heavy steering and heavier clutch. 
    BMW  Buses Made in Workington is a suitable description. 

    There must have been an outbreak of small penises since I had one judging by the number on the roads now if that assertion is true. 
    Had a 735i back in the day......one of the best cars I’ve ever owned.
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  • Just checked to see I'm reading the rumours thread. Yes, I am. Obviously not a lot going on.
  • Grant Mitchell
  • edited June 2021
    shirty5 said:

    It’s whether they want to come back or not, will probably hold out for a championship move, whether they’ll get it yet?

    I don’t know much how much say these lads get in the matter.
  • I’d love to sign Fam the man , but will his body be up to it?
  • These latest rumours please me. I have been saying for ages if we replaced the 5 worst players with 5 players who would be our best players the rest of the squad was fine.

    It would be nice to have about 18 by the 1st of July though.   I still think a couple of contracted players might go as well.  Still a lot to do.

    I have never owned a BMW. 
  • cabbles said:
    I wouldn’t mind all 3 returning, but we need some new faces in as well.  I still don’t think the team we finished the season with last season despite the run, would be good enough to go up
    Even if they all come back we’ll still need several more signings.
  • Adkins says if they come back on loan it’ll be at the end of the window.
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