if you were unfortunate enough to get caught up in a pub fight, which 3 charlton players (past or present) would you want on-side.
and which 3 would you think, "we're f@*ked"
for me,
on-side
peter garland
simon webster
steve thompson
we're f@?cked
dennis
mark stuart
darren ambrose
*tried searching but found nothing so apologies if it's been done on here before.
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killer
john pender
steve thompson
we're f@**ed
mark robson
matty holmes
kevin dickinson
Mark Robson - he'd cry in the corner
John Robinson - he's be the git who started it all with his big mouth, only to do a runner when it all goes off
Cory Gibbs - Little chance of him actually being there.
Would want :
Big bad Chris Ilewumo - the geezer is a lump, plus his Scottish - potent combination
Andy Todd - Would beat his gran up for her pension money
Killer - While Toddy's put pool balls in his socks, Killer would happily crack a skull with a pint glass
McCarthy - Nutter, would run most people on his own.
Darren Bent - If he brings his gun.
Bowyer - Bit of a thug.
Wouldn't want:
Rommedahl - Cos he'd bottle it.
Diawara - Cos he wears gloves.
Todorov - Cos I'd wanna smash the injury prone little f*cker meself.
Todd - Not shy of throwing a few
McCammon - Hes arms went down to his knees and he was massive
Bowyer - the dirty sod who will do anything to win
Wouldn't Want
Dennis - Big Jessy
Leaburn - Because he would miss
Chrissy Powell - Because they would hurt us even more because he was still smiling
Steve Thompson (the toughest palyer we've had in the past 30 years?)
Simon Webster
Peter Shirtliff
Let's leg it:
Rommergirl
Mark Stuart
Garry Nelson (too nice to throw a punch!)
Todd
Killer
Andy Jones
I'll get me coat!!!
Rommedahl
Mark Stuart
Simmonsen
great story.
I can just see marcus running to our rescue like Batman at Cardiff Central this season.....
dean kiley-as he'd get clumped first
andy todd-punch first ask questions later
jorge costa-he wont mess about
run away
mark robson-twinkeltoes
dennis-built for speed and feck all else
jon spector-powder puff
Robbo - he'd shout and protest until they buggered off
Andy Todd - nutcase
Zheng Zhi - knows a few moves
No thanks:
Romm - woman
Jensen - as above
Rowett - would injure himself throwing first punch
Thommo - double ard
Mark McCammon - absolutely enormous
Killer - well, it's killer iinit?
Leave it!
Matty Holmes - too small
Dennis - no explanation necessary
Darren Pitcher - cos I wouldn't be able to stop myself from clumping him
Stuart Balmer
Darren Randolph
Eddie Youds
Wouldn't want:
Kieth Jones
JJ
Matt Holland (TOO NICE!!!)
Andy Todd - eats his young
Eddie Youds - ard as hails
Ricky Otto - armed robber
Sorry mate....
JJ - Chicken bones
Rommerdahl - no explanation
Claus Jensen - don't like a kick
I was gonna mention Hermann, also Ben Thatcher and Paddy McCarthy seems to have a bit of a 'past'
Hiding in the corner are Rommedahl, Dazzlin' Darren Ambrose and JJ
WANT
Carl Leaburn
Jorge Costa
Hermann Hreidarrson
DON'T WANT
Mark Robson
Paul Williams
Darren Ambrose
Rommedahl might be useful in that he could run pretty fast to get some back up!!!
Killer
Bartram
No thanks would always run
Robert Lee
Parker
Paul Walsh
Eddie Youds
Brendan O'Connell
Shane Westley
Would not want to be around
Denise Rommedahlia
Sharon Ambrose
Marcus Bent
as much as marcus bent's a twat he is a bit of a lump
He would cower in a corner
Steve Thompson
Andy Todd
Iwelumo - Big and looks scary
Dave Shipperly - Very big and also a copper so would get you out of trouble afterwards
Claus Jensen - a bit on the feeble side
Dennis - made Jensen look butch
JJ - made them both look like Rocky
On-side
Killer - natch
Ben Thatcher - coz he's simply nasty
Derek Ufton - if they beat up Killer and Thatcher, we'd have to leg it. Derek's 71 now, so I think they'd catch him first, giving me more time to run away.
Eddie Youds
Shirtliff
Steve Thompson
no thanks...
Dennis
Ambrose
Mark Robson
Paolo Di Canio
Killer - too old Semedo
Iwelumo
Wouldnt want
Matt Holland
Matty Holmes
Matt Spring
(only cos only bar brawl I got involved in was sticking up for my friend Matt who started it then ran off to leave me to get a kickin in!)
McCammon (trained with him in the gym and he was picking the machines up)
Thompson
Herman
Run Away
Dennis
Lisbie (I would be too tempted to hit him)
Jeffers (He would be too pissed to be of use)
Charge!!!
Herman - viking warrior
Thatcher - he's a bone breaker
Simon Webster - could stick the nut on anything and not bat an eyelid
Andy Todd (psycopath) and big Carl (would you want to pick a fight with him?) just missed the cut.
Run Away (in a Monty Python stylee)!!
Sharon (didn't like to mix it much)
Denise (a ponce)
JJ (liked him, but he's a bit slight and I can't see him fighting dirty and pulling his weight)
Diawarra almost made it onto the list - I still remember him ducking out of two headers vs Wigan in our relegation season because he didn't want to mess up his hair or something (they scored from both, I think).