Ben Thatcher - Thug
Andy Todd - Thug
Costa - The Tank.
Ohhh matron!
Darren Ambrose - Fag
McLeod - Would be on the floor before anything happened.
Rufus - Would try and reason then with all of his Jesus hoodoo, then forgive them afterwards.
[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Can we pick three football people we'd like to be on the other side in this row?
(not that I condone or approve of violence of course)
Denis Wise Drogba
Kevin Muscat, Andy Gray commentator & former footballer(does my nut in)
Iain Dowie
[cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]We're f@*ked Claus Jensen- a bit on the feeble side Dennis- made Jensen look butch JJ- made them both look like Rocky
On-side Killer- natch Ben Thatcher- coz he's simply nasty Derek Ufton- if they beat up Killer and Thatcher, we'd have to leg it. Derek's 71 now, so I think they'd catch him first, giving me more time to run away.
Andy Todd - seems to always get involved
Danny Mills - to see if he is just mouth
Carl Leaburn - they better not come to Lewisham
but would also love Di Canio in there somehow.
Sorry fella, let me get you another.
Corey Watts,Ballboy - bit too small
Gary Nelson - would be scribbling notes in his diary
Luke Young - too lightweight
Todd would always come out swinging
Hernan, the way he dealt with Kevin Davis a couple of years ago was very impressive
Defoe, he would draw a lot of the opposition fire
"Harry Boy" Cripps (good call, he was a tough old chap) Eddie Youds (ask Bergkamp) Jock Campbell - before my time but by repute a man who ate broken glass washed down with battery acid before games. So hard he could scratch diamonds with his forehead.
Leave it aht... Denise Rommedahl Scott Sinclair (Intimidated by The Valley crowd during his loan spell, he would have been a lot of use at St Andrews and The Bridge back in the days of Lennie) Ambrose
brown (wont let you down)
killer (killer)
di canio ( no one who isnt ginger has a temper like him)
no way
minto (too worried about messing up his hair)
thomas ( would make it look like he was going to get involved then turn around and run away)
rommedahl (poof)
Johnny oosteegard, was an ice hockey player and a bit of a lump so would be used to a rumble Dave Shipperley, huge presence, shame about his son Toddy, his record speaks for itself and a few team mates have mentioned his fighting abilities
Can I get you boys a drink!
Shambrose, the big girls blouse Dennis (Romm, not 'Dennis is our leader who was once charltons top boy') Lisbie, get the feeling you would look back and he would have done a runner.
Yeah but bear in mind that pl45 has got bob bolder, christian dailly and sweaty balmer with him. Mickey droy has got sharon ambrose, david "kidz" jenson and simon jordan. Palace? I've shit em.
anyday
Carlton Cole (pretty sure everyone would want to smack him - good distraction)
Bowyer (to fly kick in)
Hermann (kinell wouldn't pick a fight with him)
no ta
Sharon Camprose
Chrissy Powell (love him - but wouldn't hurt a fly)
Scott Parker (would run)
Nathanprior- he'd be asking them all to buy him tickets or drinks cos he's 18 or so he swears lol
Suzisausage - your just too nice :•)
Ketman - too busy wooing the ladies with the I'm a dj line ;o)
Who'd put Bowyer in with that powder puff girl punch? Mind you if something did go down you'd turn round and he's be hiding in a bush when the old bill piled in. LOL Bowyer, what a ponce.
Comments
Ben Thatcher - Thug
Andy Todd - Thug
Costa - The Tank.
Ohhh matron!
Darren Ambrose - Fag
McLeod - Would be on the floor before anything happened.
Rufus - Would try and reason then with all of his Jesus hoodoo, then forgive them afterwards.
Thatcher - Nasty c**t
Iwelumo - Big, bad and Scottish
Andy Todd - Once he goes, he's gone!
Pwopa Batty:
Rommendhal - As wet as they come
Ambrose - Limp wristed
Cory Gibbs - Would most likely break his arm throwing a punch without it even connecting...
(not that I condone or approve of violence of course)
Denis Wise
Kevin Muscat
Iain Dowie
Shelvey(as my cousin describes him looks like lord voldemort scary stuff!)
Herman
Thatcher
Runaway and hide:
Ambrose
Jenson
Rommedahl
Again nice thread!
More like 81! Time flies!
Steve Thompson- the looks of an eighties nightclub bouncer
Andy Todd- loved a ruck
Bob Bolder- preferred punching to catching
Failing to back me up...
Sharon Ambrose- not sure we would be in the same pub though
Rommedahl- all he could do was run
Danny Murphy- coward
'Arry Cripps
Dave Shipperley
Killer
pushovers
Laurie Abrahams
Simonsen
Eamonn Dunphy
Andy Todd - seems to always get involved
Danny Mills - to see if he is just mouth
Carl Leaburn - they better not come to Lewisham
but would also love Di Canio in there somehow.
Sorry fella, let me get you another.
Corey Watts,Ballboy - bit too small
Gary Nelson - would be scribbling notes in his diary
Luke Young - too lightweight
Hernan, the way he dealt with Kevin Davis a couple of years ago was very impressive
Defoe, he would draw a lot of the opposition fire
No ta, Ambrose, Robson, Claus
Harry Cripps - no question, remember him on the Tunisia tour backing us up against some locals in the nightclub
Killer
Andy Todd
we're f@?cked
Rommedahl
Ambrose
Claus Jensen
Dailly
Balmer
Bolder
........Anyone Scottish really
OFF IT
Robinson
Aizlewood
Bert Turner
........Anyone Welsh really
would happily go toe to toe with pretty much anyone living or dead who has worn a Palace top and got paid for it.
"Harry Boy" Cripps (good call, he was a tough old chap)
Eddie Youds (ask Bergkamp)
Jock Campbell - before my time but by repute a man who ate broken glass washed down with battery acid before games. So hard he could scratch diamonds with his forehead.
Leave it aht...
Denise Rommedahl
Scott Sinclair (Intimidated by The Valley crowd during his loan spell, he would have been a lot of use at St Andrews and The Bridge back in the days of Lennie)
Ambrose
brown (wont let you down)
killer (killer)
di canio ( no one who isnt ginger has a temper like him)
no way
minto (too worried about messing up his hair)
thomas ( would make it look like he was going to get involved then turn around and run away)
rommedahl (poof)
Paul Miller
Eddie Youds
Andy Todd
Out
Darren Ambrose
Bryan Hughes
Rommeddahl
Steve Thompson (he might be 54 now, but I bet he can still have some!)
Carl Leaburn
Chris Iwelumo
We're f*cked
Allan Simonsen
Matty Holmes
Mark Robson
Johnny oosteegard, was an ice hockey player and a bit of a lump so would be used to a rumble
Dave Shipperley, huge presence, shame about his son
Toddy, his record speaks for itself and a few team mates have mentioned his fighting abilities
Can I get you boys a drink!
Shambrose, the big girls
blouse
Dennis (Romm, not 'Dennis is our leader who was once charltons top boy')
Lisbie, get the feeling you would look back and he would have done a runner.
To be fair mate, I'm not sure you'd fancy having a go at Mickey Droy!
Carlton Cole (pretty sure everyone would want to smack him - good distraction)
Bowyer (to fly kick in)
Hermann (kinell wouldn't pick a fight with him)
no ta
Sharon Camprose
Chrissy Powell (love him - but wouldn't hurt a fly)
Scott Parker (would run)
1905
Curb_it
Clivey_hero
No day ever
Ru1986
NathanPrior
Budgie
BlackheathAddick
Curb_it
Hillsy'sUp
oh crap leg it
Nathanprior- he'd be asking them all to buy him tickets or drinks cos he's 18 or so he swears lol
Suzisausage - your just too nice :•)
Ketman - too busy wooing the ladies with the I'm a dj line ;o)
Would want:
McCarthy - Nutter, would run most people on his own.
Darren Bent - If he brings his gun.
Bowyer - Bit of a thug.
Wouldn't want:
Rommedahl - Cos he'd bottle it.
Diawara - Cos he wears gloves.
Todorov - Cos I'd wanna smash the injury prone little f*cker meself. [quote]
Still find that bloody hilarious... 'bent - if he brought his gun'