The sexual innuendo thread.

SoundAsa£

Who’s gonna be first to twiddle with their equipment?

eastterrace6168

Dose;..Take one with every post!!😉

SoundAsa£

Have you ever been tickled under the hollyhocks or kissed behind the peonies.

Gribbo

Danger of early kick-offs

DaveMehmet

When I can think of a double entendre, I'll give you one

CAFCTrev

As it wasn't getting any love on the NFL thread...

Wheresmeticket

The sexual in your end-o thread

killerandflash

The Mods should make this a sticky

bobmunro

charlton4ever

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo thread .... thank you all for coming.

Wheresmeticket

When I worked in the west end theatre at curtain down on a Friday or Saturday night:

"Anyone fancy a quick one up the Arts?"

lolwray

I took the wife up the oxo tower at the weekend 

iaitch

Having a problem with something can somebody smooth my passage for me?

eaststandmike

lolwray said:

I took the wife up the oxo tower at the weekend 

You were lucky, mine took me up there for a birthday treat!!

eaststandmike

This needs to be members only!

AddicksAddict

Sung to Posh Spice: Does he take you up the arse-enal.

Rob

A Mexican suppository. 

cashncarry

Im trying to give them up,but its so hard.

man_at_milletts

Rob said:

An Mexican Italian suppository. 

man_at_milletts

I used to meet my girlfriend ouside the pawnbrokers so she could kiss me under the balls.

man_at_milletts

I know the Queen's (Gawd bless 'er) chauffeur used to take up the Mall a couple of times a week.

AFKABartram

Suspect you did it on purpose you filthbag, but you’ve ‘entered the wrong category’…


(non-Charlton)

soapy_jones

This thread needs a moderator.  Can I introduce my mate Finbar Saunders?

And his double entendres..

soapy_jones

Masterbrew

After reading these posts, I'm off to enjoy a stiff one.

thai malaysia addick

I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.

SoundAsa£

thai malaysia addick said:

I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.

Is that honestly what you thought?

thai malaysia addick

SoundAsa£ said:

thai malaysia addick said:

I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.

Is that honestly what you thought?

Well, yes, actually. She had different sexual preferences to me.

3blokes

I do try to get into the regular habit of reading this thread, but tbh I do often find it hard to keep it up….🙄😞

SoundAsa£

thai malaysia addick said:

SoundAsa£ said:

thai malaysia addick said:

I used to work with a lady in Malaysia who regularly said to me, "Can I have a quick one?" She meant in case you are wondering, a quick chat. I could never bring myself to explain to her the innuendo.

Is that honestly what you thought?

Well, yes, actually. She had different sexual preferences to me.

Oh, so you bat for the other side I assume?

PopIcon

Big explosion from Dembélé.