Working from 2pm till about 2am so will be using the morning to go to the gym, cook dinner for later and play a couple of games of FIFA or a round or two on PGA Tour
Mods Mayday concert in Islington. Disappointed to be missing it, would have gone to the street party at my mums if it hadn't clashed. Hope all watching/going have a great day and the weather isn't too bad (doesn't look great though).
The thought of watching cabbles, AFKA and aliwibble in concert is enough to put anyone off 😂
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
Point of order, it’s the Union Flag old chap
I will be walking my dogs, however Lady Flash is insisting that I go to our neighbour’s house in the afternoon for drinks and nibbles to celebrate the Coronation - to date my tactics to negotiate my way out of this have fallen on stoney ground, so I am considering simply saying I have the shits, and can’t go
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
Point of order, it’s the Union Flag old chap
I will be walking my dogs, however Lady Flash is insisting that I go to our neighbour’s house in the afternoon for drinks and nibbles to celebrate the Coronation - to date my tactics to negotiate my way out of this have fallen on stoney ground, so I am considering simply saying I have the shits, and can’t go
Or go, get absolutely wankered, behave like a complete arse and you won't have to worry about being invited again.
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
Point of order, it’s the Union Flag old chap
I will be walking my dogs, however Lady Flash is insisting that I go to our neighbour’s house in the afternoon for drinks and nibbles to celebrate the Coronation - to date my tactics to negotiate my way out of this have fallen on stoney ground, so I am considering simply saying I have the shits, and can’t go
Or go, get absolutely wankered, behave like a complete arse and you won't have to worry about being invited again.
I don’t need to get wankered to do the ‘behave like a complete arse’ bit 😂
I will be wearing my Princess Diana T-Shirt and wondering how the Royal PR machine turned Camilla from a Royal Mistress into a Queen. Bizarrely as most of us don't end up with our soul mate's, Charles and Camilla are certainly that, and a couple in every sense and it's a shame that relationship was blocked years ago by the Royal firm and Diana Spencer was picked to be the Royal baby maker.
Many people from all over the world enjoy the Royal soap opera and despite it being a fantasy and not a family to emulate ( have you an Andrew in your family !) It will be a historic period in the Quirky UK and ex Super power that was once Man City but is now Charlton Athletic in the world order.
I will be in the woods hugging trees which I believe King Charles will approve of.
When I’m not at street parties, family parties, pledging my allegiance to the King and trying to break the number of Union Jacks in a house record, I’ll be Parkrun, playing golf and B&Q
Point of order, it’s the Union Flag old chap
I will be walking my dogs, however Lady Flash is insisting that I go to our neighbour’s house in the afternoon for drinks and nibbles to celebrate the Coronation - to date my tactics to negotiate my way out of this have fallen on stoney ground, so I am considering simply saying I have the shits, and can’t go
They'll see through this. If you have the shits, surely the one thing you can definitely do is go!
I’m taking my daughter to see Stewart Lee, who we both really, really like. He’s not much of a Royalist, to be fair. And strangely, for the master of call-backs, he does actually wear hearing aids.
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Grab a good few shots of the Bluebells before they go out of bloom
Will you be running in your union jack shorts?
I will be walking my dogs, however Lady Flash is insisting that I go to our neighbour’s house in the afternoon for drinks and nibbles to celebrate the Coronation - to date my tactics to negotiate my way out of this have fallen on stoney ground, so I am considering simply saying I have the shits, and can’t go
So... I suppose it is coronation related.
and wondering how the Royal PR machine turned Camilla from a Royal Mistress into a Queen.
Bizarrely as most of us don't end up with our soul mate's, Charles and Camilla are certainly that, and a couple in every sense and it's a shame that relationship was blocked years ago by the Royal firm and Diana Spencer was picked to be the Royal baby maker.
Many people from all over the world enjoy the Royal soap opera and despite it being a fantasy and not a family to emulate ( have you an Andrew in your family !) It will be a historic period in the Quirky UK and ex Super power that was once Man City but is now Charlton Athletic in the world order.
I will be in the woods hugging trees which I believe King Charles will approve of.