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Things you do to annoy others
North Lower Neil
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The "General things that annoy you" thread is there for stuff you find annoying, but I'm sure most of us are annoying too....
So what little things do you do to wind others up, either accidentally or (even better) because it's just funny?
So what little things do you do to wind others up, either accidentally or (even better) because it's just funny?
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I'll start - driving at a few mph under the speed limit for as long as possible when someone tailgates you.26
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People who drive under the speed limit when I'm trying to get past are really annoying...🙄1
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One for the General Things that Annoy You thread mate, not the Things you do to annoy others.eastterrace6168 said:People who drive under the speed limit when I'm trying to get past are really annoying...🙄9 -
Be pedantic.15
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Breathing9
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Posting on here7
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Whenever I open the fridge or freezer I say "cool" and do a stupid thumbs up. Whenever I get the cheese grater out of the cupboard i say "grate" in a birmingham accent, just because it amuses me no end. Nobody even needs to be present for these things to happen, as long as the dog is somewhere about. The cheese grater is his favourite utensil anyway. I swear that dog can hear it coming out of the cupboard and distinguish it from any other implement even when he's upstairs. By the time i say grate, he's at the kitchen door asking for cheese.I am known for not putting the butter back in the fridge, which i am reminded about every time Mrs Idle goes into the kitchen and shouts "Butter!" at the top of her voice. Apparently that annoys her.21
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I have my phone's font as comic sans as it winds up people and I don't care and find it funny how much people do. Especially when I share screenshots with my friends 😅4
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I like this one myself, if you start pointing out random objects to your passenger that will really drive them insane.North Lower Neil said:I'll start - driving at a few mph under the speed limit for as long as possible when someone tailgates you.5 -
Existing, according to Mrs Rizzo.8
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When playing darts, if my opponent beats me down to a double but just can’t take it out and I work my way down with 26s and 41s then take the double first time, I just can’t help going back to my team mates and mutter “never in doubt’ just loud enough for the oppo to hear.3
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deliberately asking people who have "reserved" the seat next to them with a bag on the train if they can move their bag so that I can sit down, even if there are other seats available.12
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The irony 😆North Lower Neil said:
One for the General Things that Annoy You thread mate, not the Things you do to annoy others.eastterrace6168 said:People who drive under the speed limit when I'm trying to get past are really annoying...🙄1 -
I only have to touch the cheese in the fridge, and the dog can differentiate the sound of the wrapping and he's there tail wagging and looking hopeful.IdleHans said:Whenever I open the fridge or freezer I say "cool" and do a stupid thumbs up. Whenever I get the cheese grater out of the cupboard i say "grate" in a birmingham accent. Nobody needs to be present for these things to happen, as long as the dog is somewhere about. The cheese grater is his favourite utensil anyway. I swear that dog can hear it coming out of the cupboard and distinguish it from any other implement even when he's upstairs. By the time i say grate, he's at the bottom of the stairs asking for cheese.I am known for not putting the butter back in the fridge, which i am reminded about every time Mrs Idle goes into the kitchen and shouts "Butter!" at the top of her voice. Apparently that annoys her.4 -
..Well done Carly...🙄carly burn said:
The irony 😆North Lower Neil said:
One for the General Things that Annoy You thread mate, not the Things you do to annoy others.eastterrace6168 said:People who drive under the speed limit when I'm trying to get past are really annoying...🙄1 -
Act like an obnoxious d*ck on here0
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Introduce my missus as 'my first wife'22
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embarrass the kids by 'using the force' to open the sliding doors at supermarket entrances18
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Nip into the toilet when you know the Mrs is on the way and shout "won't be long dear"5
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When I was in my 30s, my wife and I went into our bank because she was going out and needed some money. She was dressed up for the occasion, so I drew out the money in the busy bank, handed it to her and said "sometimes it is cheaper giving the money to my wife than you".
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Nothing I hope.
To annoy people on purpose is a dickish thing to do.4 -
For years every time my partner said "I'm just going to hop in the shower" I would shake my head, sigh and say "you really shouldn't do that, it's just unnecessarily dangerous". Eventually all I had to do was glance at her and raise one eyebrow for her to huff off.
And when she said "I'll just put the dinner on" I said "can't you just cook it, love? It makes such a mess".
Then I used to laugh for up to 5 minutes.
That was a great relationship, I wish I knew where it went wrong.
Edit. Reading that it looks like persistent coercive control.13 -
Tell People that I’m going on holiday tomorrow.By the way I’m going on holiday tomorrow to Lanzarote. Can’t wait 😜3
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Crack my knuckles, all the time.0
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Not if they deserve to be annoyed because they've done something "dickish" in the first placegolfaddick said:Nothing I hope.
To annoy people on purpose is a dickish thing to do.1 -
Commenting on Charlton Life0
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You can address this by leaving a whole load of visible piss insteadcharlton4ever said:Apparently leave the smallest of piss droplets on the toilet seat ..................0 -
Stu_of_Kunming said:Crack off, all the time.
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