Should they be made official? Should they be banned? Are they fine? Is one per game per team allowable but any more and the keeper gets a yellow? What if the keeper's really injured? I haven't seen a team do the 'keeper injury timeout' more than once in a game, that would be a good test of the ref if they tried it...
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Not being able to get to The Valley, a mate offered me a ticket to watch Plymouth Argyle v Cardiff today.
Cardiff went 1-0 up after only 12 minutes - and from then on, it was incessant fake injuries, theatricals and total shithousery to timewaste and break up the flow of the game every few minutes. The weak referee did nothing to stop it. Ruined the game totally.
In 60 years of watching League football, I've never before seen anything like it to this extent.
Why not go the whole hog and split the game into quarters, have cheerleaders and some bloke on an organ playing goal music?
It should be mandatory that players are not allowed to leave the pitch. If they do they are not allowed back on until at least 30 secs have elapsed from the restart.
When a goalkeeper goes down (and its always the goalkeeper because they don't have to then leave the pitch) all other players should have to go to the centre circle.
It would quickly stop happening.
At some bigger grounds, yes, it would have some impact, but not at most grounds.
goalies requiring on pitch ‘treatment’ have to leave the field for 30 seconds post ‘treatment’ same as outfield players
unless there’s actual blood or tooth or lens loss
This pisstake rule bending gamesmanship would stop immediately
Yesterday’s timeouts were transparent and it’s ruining the spectacle
I’d bring this in and also a rule similar to the concussion sub where if you have to sub your keeper, the oppo get an additional sub opportunity.
I hate it, even when we do it. I think they’ll be a rule change this summer to stop it
However, I do agree that this has to be stopped. So, I would suggest that an outfield player, nominated by the opposing captain, should spend the same period of time that the keeper was down for (a minimum of 30 seconds) unless the keeper ends up being taken off immediately in which case it is a straight swap. Imagine Alisson going down "injured" today and City nominating Salah or, perhaps, VVD which could be even more detrimental to Liverpool.
That said, I do feel that something else needs to be addressed - it seems somewhat unfair on the team that has had a player fouled, and injured as a result, that they are the ones that have to play with 10 players. So I would also keep the player that perpetrated the foul, for the same period of time, off the pitch too.