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Great Unanswered Questions of Our Time

Stig
Stig Posts: 29,315
edited September 2011 in General Charlton
1. Why does Kenny Jacket always look as if you are viewing him through a fish-eye lens?
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  • MattD
    MattD Posts: 1,530
    Strangely reminded me a potato I had for dinner earlier
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    Strangely reminded me a potato I had for dinner earlier
    Was it a jacket potato?


    Coat please.....:-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,169
    Has Norm ever been spotted without his headphones
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,679
    edited September 2011
    Why do some football managers insist on wearing tracksuits and presumably shorts,socks and shirt on matchdays ?
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,780
    Has Norm ever been spotted without his headphones
    In the same vain... does seb ever go anywhere without a daysack?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,315
    Why do some football managers insist on wearing tracksuits and presumably shorts,socks and shirt on matchdays ?
    I notice that CP wore a track suit for his post match interview yesterday.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    The only explaination I can think of is because as he's standing on grass at pitch-side (which even on a dry day will have been watered) wearing shoes can end up with him looking a complete idiot if he slips, so wearing boots solves that problem, and I can't see a manager wearing an Armani suit with a pair of predator blades.


    But prob nothing to do with this.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    WHY IS THERE NOT A SIMPLE ICON OR KEYBOARD BUTTON FOR REVERSING THE BLOODY PARAGRAPH THAT YOU HAVE JUST INADVERTENTLY TYPED WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON?
    There is. It's the one marked EDIT. ;-)
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,160
    WHY IS THERE NOT A SIMPLE ICON OR KEYBOARD BUTTON FOR REVERSING THE BLOODY PARAGRAPH THAT YOU HAVE JUST INADVERTENTLY TYPED WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON?
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Lisbie's hattrick 

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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,010
    Where did the Takeover thread go once the takeover was complete?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    There are three points at stake for every game so if it is a draw what happens to the third point?
  • StubleyAddick
    StubleyAddick Posts: 2,552
    Are friends electric?

    Kanu?
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,479
    where did Baileys penalty go?
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Do you dream in colour?
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,018
    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,304
    If you forcefully have sex with a prostitute is it classed as rape or shoplifting?
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,018
    If a dog goes mad when you blow in it's face, why the fu** does it stick it's head out of the window as soon as it gets in the car?
  • StubleyAddick
    StubleyAddick Posts: 2,552
    If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around? 
  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    How do you become a member of the cliche?

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  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,018
    Was it cruel to put an s in lisp?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,993
    edited September 2011
    If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long does it take a monkey on a bicycle with boxing gloves on to ride through a a barrel of treacle ? 

    (Courtesy of the late Wally Smith - circa CAFC away coaches early to mid 1980's.)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,315
    If it takes a week to walk a fortnight how long does it take a monkey on a bicycle with boxing gloves on to ride through a a barrel of treacle ? 

    (Courtesy of the late Wally Smith - circa CAFC away coaches early to mid 1980's.)
    When I was a kid my dad always used to say, "If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a bunch of grapes?  The answer is a lemon!"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,315
    In the film of his life story, will Brian McDermott be played by Matt Lucas?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,823
    "If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around?"



    Instinct
  • Marriott110
    Marriott110 Posts: 1,528
    how much bear would bear grylls gryll if bear grylls could gryll bears? 
  • cliveg
    cliveg Posts: 188
    Did Danny and the Juniors ever go to The Hop?
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Why doesnt BDL answer the questions he's asked?
  • CharltonLive
    CharltonLive Posts: 26
    Why 42?
  • CharltonLive
    CharltonLive Posts: 26
    edited September 2011
    Why doesnt BDL answer the questions he's asked?
    Because he's a miserable old git! (oops wrong account!)

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